I Have Really Strong Feelings About

Shitty Friends

ShiTtY fRIenDs??? wHat????? THosE exiST?????

They sure fucking do and a majority of my friends are shitty. I'm talking the fuckboy/fake bitch worthy kind of shitty.

Why, you ask? (You probably don't but you're getting a fucking answer)

THEY HAVE THE WORST PERSONALITIES.

I'm giving them little nicknames for the sake of being anonymous, even though only one of you even knows them.

Beyoncé. I give her this nickname because she has self proclaimed herself that. We call our friend group The Squad (original, I know) and she calls herself the leader of it. This is a problem with one other person in The Squad but idk why it's even a problem in the first place. I just want to hang out with chill people and talk about music. Is that too much to ask for in my shit hole of a school??? But she constantly points out flaws in my appearance. Yeah, maybe my hair kind of sucks??? Maybe I have a lot of acne, but I'm a teenager. So what I'm a little less than attractive? I. Don't. Care. What. You. Think. (As long as it's about me)

Fuckboy King. HE ANNOYS ME TO NO END. HE HAS BAD VIEWS OF WOMEN AND USES THE TERM FEMINAZI. HE ALWAYS SAYS THINGS ABOUT ME THAT AREN'T TRUE. (For example, that I constantly correct people. I do not. Also that I don't have common sense. I assure you I do.) HE ALWAYS FUCKING INSULTS ME. Yeah, my voice is high. I'm a girl, get over it. Yeah, I'm smart. THAT'S NOT AN INSULT, YOU PRICK. I AM NOT A KILLJOY (unless we are talking about MCR, am I right?) AND I WOULD APPRECIATE YOU NOT TELLING ME I RUIN EVERYTHING. (Btw he also claims he is The Squad leader.)

Pothead, aka Fuckboy King's right hand man. He doesn't even smoke pot but he talks about it constantly. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING FUCKBOY KING AND AGREEING THAT I RUIN EVERYTHING. I'LL GO CRY IN A CORNER NOW.

Racist Mexican. EVERY TIME I SAY SOME SORT OF SARCASTIC OR RUDE REMARK (and I am a ball of sarcasm and hate) HE ALWAYS SAYS "Oh, is it because I'm Mexican?" NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT.

Drama Queen x10. SHE IS A SWEETHEART AT TIMES AND YEAH SHE MAY HAVE A GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME IF YOU ABANDON ME CONSTANTLY FOR FUCKBOY KING BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM. (Bless her poor soul, I hope she gets over it.) ALSO SHE FUCKING MAKES RUDE ASS REMARKS ALL THE TIME WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT AND SHE LITERALLY THINKS SHE IS GOD's GIFT AND SHE ALWAYS THINKS SHE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE AND IF SHE IS BETTER AT SOMETHING THEN SHE WILL FUCKING LET YOU KNOW. (Like, why? I'm not gonna go around and yell that I'm better at reading than someone or that more people like me. That's fucking rude and should not be tolerated.) LIKE SHE THINKS SHE'S GREAT AND SHE ALWAYS FAKES MODESTY SO THAT SHE CAN GAIN COMPLIMENTS. YOU WANT MODESTY?!?! TRY WALKING AROUND YOUR SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY IN A TREE COSTUME AND APOLOGIZING TO ANYONE WHO SEES YOU BECAUSE YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SINCE YOU'RE EMBARRASSED. (It's a long story and I'll explain if you want me to.) MODESTY IS NOT SHOVING AN OBVIOUSLY GOOD PICTURE INTO SOMEONE'S FACE AND SAYING YOU LOOK UGLY. (Unconvincingly, might I add.) IT'S JUST BITCHY, OKAY?

GOD, I NEED BETTER FRIENDS.

Okay, thanks for reading.

~Emma