*Brackets indicate a conversation in English*
Stray Kids:
Seungmin:
Guys i have a problem
Changbin:
Have u considered going to the gym?
Seungmin:
Changbin wut
Changbin:
There is no problem in this world that cannot be solved by hitting the gym
Seungmin:
U dont even know my problem-
Changbin:
Bad breakup? Gym. Getting bullied? Gym. Need to procrastinate? Gym. Want to rage quit a game? Gym.
Changbin:
Gym memberships save life
Seungmin:
Tf is this gym propaganda, i just have a question
Changbin:
And the answer is the gym.
Seungmin:
DEEP SIGH
Lee Know:
Did u just type a sigh?
Seungmin:
*@Felix, @Chan, in english, do you call a dog by gendered pronouns or can you use 'it'?"
Changbin:
Idk what u said but im sure gym is the solution
Felix:
I have been SUMMONED
Felix:
*uh... i mean, u definitely can call a dog 'it'. especially if u dont know the gender of the dog, u really dont have any other choice, do you?*
Seungmin:
*ok, so if i KNOW the gender of the dog, i need to use he/she?*
Felix:
*i mean... u still dont HAVE to*
Chan:
*WTH FELIX, YES U DO*
Felix:
*no u dont, calling a dog 'it' is still grammatically correct*
Chan:
*and DEHUMANIZE the dogs??? My Barry will NEVER be an 'it'!"
Felix:
*okay, so in the context of barry, u use 'he'. But context matters and 'it' can be used*
Chan:
*NEVER. How dare u even suggest such a thing, the horror!"
Felix:
*this is just semantics chris!*
Han has removed Felix from the chat
Han:
*how could my twin show such disregard for animal lives!*
Chan:
*huh ur english got rlly good there*
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