OKOKOKOKOKOK THIS IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES AND NOT FOR WEIRNESS SO THIS IS IF THEY WOKE UP ONE DAY AS GIRLS
(DW ILL LOOK BACK AND CRINGE ANYWAYYYY)
The context: Nikolai has more yk and Sigma being more flat BEAR WITH ME PLZ
The news is on the TV and Sigma and Nikolai where eating cereal at the table
"A random person with a 24 hour gender switch ability is on the lose please be aware because one touch can end up in you being the opposite sex, the ability doesn't go into effect untill 2-12 hours if touching the victim"
"Man, sometimes I wonder what I'd look like as girl! Do you Sigma?"
"No, and I don't want to find out"
"Yeah... makes sense you'd probably be flat as paper"
"EXCUSE ME!?!? THAT WAS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE AND UNCALLED FOR!"
"Wowowowo okokok you're right! My bad my bad"
"I have errands I need to run wanna come with?" Sigma asked Nikolai as he was getting ready
"Yeah!"
"NO stealing today."
"WHAT"
They go through their errands and stop to get lunch and everything and it's around 4:00pm
"It's getting late, let's head home now"
"You're right! I've had enough walking today maybe I should-"
Before Nikolai could finish a random individual bumps into both of them and then runs away
"HEYYYYY RUDE!! LETS GO HOME!!"
and Nikolai uses his cape to teleport him and Sigma home
The next morning comes and Sigma wakes up to Nikolai waking him up aggressively
"Sigma! Sigma! Sigma! That man!! He turned me into into woman!!! Look!!"
"What-?"
Sigma takes a minute to wake up. And he notices
Changes
In Nikolais appearance
"WHY DONT I SOUND LIKE A WOMAN!!! WHHAAAAAT!! HOW LAME!!!"
"Well it couldn't have been that guy cause he touched me too and I'm not different!"
"THEN WHOOOOO!?!"
"Idk but I have to go to the bathroom" Sigma gets up to use the restroom while Nikolai sits there yappin
"BATHROOM!! I HAVE TO SIT TO USE THAT NOW!! AND I HAVE TO WIPE SIGMA PLEASE HELP!!"
He just ignores him and goes to the restroom and next thing you know Nikolai hears a loud and manly scream
"SIGMA DID YOU FALL IN THE TOILET!?"
he opens the bathroom door to see Sigma sitting there on the floor with his face in his knees
"You good?"
"I-" He slowly lifted his head "i- don't even know anymore" he put his head back down
"Hmmmm, I'll let you touch my tator tots if it'll make you feel better"
"What-?"
"Yk- since I'm a girl now"
"Huh-?"
"It appears you don't understand what I'm getting at"
"GET OUT!"
"AHH OK!"
A few moments later
"Alright Nikolai we are gonna go see yosano and see if she can help us"
"Who-?"
"She's practically the only grown woman I know! And she also might be able to do..... something"
"THATS FUNNY YOU DONT KNOW ANY WOMEN!!! WAIT DIDNT A WOMAN BEAT YOU??? HAHAHAHAHAHAAA"
"NIKOLAIIII😡"
:3
A few moments later they go to rhe agency to see Yosano
"Is the doctor here?" Sigma asked Dazai
"Nope she left to go shopping!" Then Nikolai appeared a little after Sigma and Dazai noticed Nikolais.... change
"WOOOOOW!!! YOURE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NOW!! wanna kys with me???"
"No! How dare a pesant boy like you say such a thing!"
"What-?"
"Well Yosano isn't here so I don't know what to do now."
"YOU CANT HE SERIOUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WALK AROUND WITH THESE THINGS!?!?" Nkkolai hinting at..... yk
"STOP MAKING THAT YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!!!"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well of course Sigma wouldn't know!" Dazai said like he knew something
*NONONO HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY KNOW?* Sigma obviously not having time to mentally prepare himself
"What are you talking about?" Nikolai curiosly asking
"OH! He didn't tell you? He's also a girl! Actually did you know Atsushi and Kyoka were cursed! You can tell because the while you're voice may not seem like it's changed but it gets just a tad higher or deeper depending on what you switch to"
A short pause of silence and now Nikolai is laughing his ass off
"I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!!! THATS WHY YOU FREAKED OUT THIS MORNING HAHAHAHAHAHAAA"
"NO! DAZAI STOP LYING!!"
"I'm not though :)"
After Nikolai calmed down they realized (after Dazai told them of course) the curse will ware off in the morning
"OH thank goodness!"
"AH! I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME IN THIS FEMALE BODY THAN!"
"NIKOLAI!!"
"WHAT? THE UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES!!"
"What did I just hear!?!" A woman's voice is heard from out of no where and was Yosano
"What do you mean by that?" Nikolai now obviously silent
"Thats what I thought"
"YOU GUYS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!! IM GOING HOME!"
and then they go home and the next day they are back to normal
"I don't know weather or not to he glad or disappointed" Nikolai now feeling at his empty chest
"Finally you can get over your.... parts"
"YEAH I MISSED MY DILLY!!"
"WHAT!?!? NO!!!"
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Siglai Headcannons and Oneshots
FanfictionThere isn't much about Siglai so I decided to give it some appreciation it deserves
