the drawing from above isn't mine,it's from my friend on pinterest :3 AND I DON'T HAVE A WAY TO DRAW SMTH SO ONE DAY I PROMISE
Split
and chef Pest
It was a brand new day for Poob ,another great day to go visit your best friends ,Split ,Infected and why not? Pest! Poob was walking to a park and there they were ,the three happy fellas and the (FUCKING EMO) grumpy bug ,sitting in a bench waiting for his happy friend
Poob: HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Split: Hi poob!
Infected: W4zzup!
Poob then looked at Pest ,who looked away annoyed by those three even tought he still didn't punched any of them
Pest: Hi.
Poob: HOW AR U GUYYSS???
Split: Oh we're doing fine dear! how about you?
Poob: DOIN' GUDYYYY!!! I'M TRNG TU LERN HOW 2 DU SUM CUPCAEKS!!!
Split: ohh!
Infected: H0w is 1t go1ng?
Poob: uh-
Pest: Bro can't even make some cupcakes
Pest then laughed at the fact Poob can't make cupcakes (you can't even fucking do some boiled eggs,even with the four fucking arms)
Split: well..can YOU do some cupcakes
Pest: Yuh huh
Split: Nuh huh
Pest: fuck you mean nuh huh lesbian
Split: i mean it gay
Pest: I'M NOT GAYY
Poob laughed at that,sometimes it was funny how they fight because they always say stupid and funny things even if it was with fists ,then Poob saw in the corner of his eyes some
Butterflies
Poob: HOLY MOLY ,LEWKK!!!! BUTTAHFLIESS
Infected: WH4T,WH3RE????
Then there it was,the beatiful butterflies ,some of them were clear like the light and others were dark like the night ,they were really splendid that it was amazingly surprising
Poob: HOLY MOLY PEST DU U SEE DA BUTTAHFLIS????? LEWK LEWK
Poob was screaming to Pest while grabbing him from the shoulders and shaking him
Pest: Do you think i'm damn retarded
Split: Yes.
Pest: i'm not talking to you and your bald ass head with that wig
Split: Nahhh u mad
Pest: Nuh uh
Split: Yuh uh
Pest: Nuh uh
they had been repeting nuh uh and yuh uh over and over again until Poob decided to talk
Poob: by da woy i brught sum of da cupcakes i made 4 u guyss!
that shit be looking like this HSBAHBSBA HELP ONE HAS COLORFUL CHIPS IN IT
Split: Oh uhm....I-I'll try some-
Infected: Z0MG!!! TH0SE L3WK SO T4STY,DON'T M1ND IF 1 D0!
then infected taked one cupcake,he looked hungry as hell
Pest: I'm am NOT eati-
Split: FUCKING EAT
Pest: .
Pest also grabbed a cupcake ,Looking at it with disgust,then the three tried the cupcakes Poob made taking a bite from it
Pest: BLOUERGH-
Split: what the f- i mean THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS!! i'm sure u will make more a little bit..uh,better..
Infected was already having fucking some kind of mutation (HASBHASB JK JK I'M EXAGERATING) because of those cupcakes
Infected: MH MH MH! Z0 YUMM3RZZZ!!!
then Infected fucking throwed up everywhere
Pest: BE CAREFUL WHERE U VOMIT FALLS DUMBFUCK
Split:SHUT UPP
Pest: man this taste like dog shit ,but at least u tried huh
Poob:YUPP
Pest: あなたは本当に愚かです。私はそれが好きです
Poob:wut???
Split: Bro is the second chapter and you're already being gay,i mean,what did u said??
Pest: Nothing
Infected: Bruh w3're her3 t0 w4tch the butt3rfl1es n0 t4lk 'bout cupc4k3z
Poob:oh roight! sinc' ther isn't any space then oi'll sit on da flurr
Split: Take my place! is good and is aside your emo friend
Pest: Man shut ur bitch ass bald wig head
Split: Poob take the place already i can't take it anymore
Poob:Okeee!!
Then Poob sat aside Pest ,Pest was watching the beetle while Poob was talking and watching the butterflies when Poob asked again
Poob: Do u rlly dun't wona go 2 mah hous'? plzzz com 2 mah hous' an' show meh howto maek cupcaks!
Pest: fine.
Poob: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COM TMRRW PLZPLZPLZ
Pest: FINE
Poob: YAY
then they all stopped talking and starting to look at the butterflies
the end gays :P
YOU ARE READING
PARTYBEETLE THING
Romanceis literally the first time i write smth like this,my english may be a little bad bcz i talk spanish,don't expect it to be the best thing ever and i'm just gunna do this on weekends :3 THE COVER LOOKS SO FUNNY