Ezreal woke up and stretched his arms towards the ceiling, he heard a grumbling beside him. He rolled over to see his husband lex... 'man he's so hot' Ezreal thought looking down at the slumbering man at his side, watching his chest rise and fall. "Alright hottie it's time to wake up" Ezreal said sitting up and shaking his hot daddy awake, "five more minutes......" lex grumbled rolling to his side facing away from Ezreal, ezy slightly peeved from this display of disrespect shook him again harder
"come on wake uppp we have a cruise to get to" Ezy whisper shouted at Lex hopefully he would get the hint.
"Fine" Lex unhappily agreed getting up and stretching his hot daddy legs.
"Thank you lexy wexy 😏" Ezy said biting his lip, today was going to be a good day.
"So you ready" Ezy sighed looking at the clock, 2:15 they need to be on the cruise by 2:30 it was going to be a crunch.
"I'm always ready with you by my side baby" Lex said looking up at Ezy, Ezy giggled cutely at the sight even though his husband was so short he still loved him, he would love him no matter what intact they had been married almost two years already! Nothing could make him leave his daddy.
Ezy spent so long admiring he didn't even realize the cruise had arrived! Silly Baka Ezy how could he miss it.
Hand in hand him and Lex walked onto the Disney cruise not knowing this was going to change their lives forever.
"Wow this place is so big and beautiful-" Lex growled hotly at the sight.
"Yeah it is" Ezy moaned, walking through the doors after Lex. It really was... beautiful.
Then milky mouse popped out of the wall that had seemingly just been a normal wall
"HELLO FOLKS!" Mickey greeted shaking lex's hand, Ezy had to fight back a twinge of jealousy seeing him touch his Lexy wexy poos hand but he saved face and looked up at mickeys big orbs.
"Hi" Ezy said a twinge of a growl in his voice "We need to find OUR ROOM we are SHARING by the way he is my HUSBAND" Ezy said trying to make sure Mickey got the hint to never touch his hubbys hand ever again.
"Oh of course I can help!! May I see your tickets daddy's?" Mickey said holding out his hand awaiting the tickets to fall into his big strong mouse paws.
Lex handed over the tickets with no hesitation brushing his daddy hand against Mickey's paws, Ezy was shocked at this he was practically cheating! Holding hands with Mickey?! He again tried shoving those thoughts back down but they were getting harder (like him) to fight.
Ezy had zoned out for so long thinking about this that he didn't even realize they were already at the door to their room.
"So ready for the trip of a lifetime?" Lex asked looking into Ezys sexy orbs.
"Of course I am baby girl" Ezy said leaning down to kiss Lex's eyelids.
"But now that we have our dorm... wanna have some fun on this new bed😏" ezy said smiling seductively.
"Ofc daddy" Lex said walking into the room locking the door behind them.
YOU ARE READING
Booty crusade
Romancelex and his husband ezy are on their first cruise and get friendly with the neighbors. How will this go? (THIS IS SATIRE PLS)
