The Merk with the Mouth... IN HELL!!!

First day in a new place

Narration

Name: talking

Name: "thinking"

Name: *action*

(A/N): some character personalities may or may not change to fit the story don't like that then get out. I will try as hard as I can to keep it as close to the original as I can but no promises.

Y/n L/n AKA Deadpool was in deep shit.

then again wasn't he always

however this time was different.

he had finally gotten desperate to be with Mistress death

(A/N): I will add mistress death to the harem

he had gotten so desperate that he was willing to steal from anybody if it meant he could see his mistress again.

many years ago when y/n was being experimented on in the weapon X facility he saw a vision of mistress death who promised him that they would be together forever

in exchange he had to die

however at that moment the mutation in his DNA aka the X-gene activated forcing his body to heal any and all injuries effectively making him immortal

why was y/n in the weapon X facility well to tell you that i'd have to go back a long time.

however because i'm to lazy i'll just give you the basics

y/n was born with terminal cancer he inherited from his mother a mutation in his blood that caused his stem cells to become supercharged. at first it started with the cancer slowly being defeated however when he turned 18 it became too much and he almost died. not knowing about his healing he made a deal with weapon X who promised to cure his cancer. what they put him through only made his healing stronger. after a year here he escaped and became a mercenary for hire. over the years his healing factor became stronger the closer he got to death causing his mutation to adapt to the point he is effectively immortal. he can heal from even a single cell in minutes. he can regrow entire limbs in seconds. however this had some side effects. due to his cancer killing his cells as the same rate they could heal his mind reverted to that of a child's caussing erratic behavior that eventually combined with his trauma to form his insanity. now he was 20 years old and desperate to see lady death. desperate enough to steal from weapon x, tony stark, reed Richards, professor X, star labs, horizon labs, and Oscorp. all to make a portal to his lady.

now he was almost finished however everyone he stole from was pissed and about to break into his bunker.

thankfully he was almost done

however y/n was the furthest thing from an inventor and because of this his "portal" was held together entirely be chewed up gum and chicken wire

y/n: *nervous* almost there, just a little longer

suddenly the wall behind him collapses revealing a massive muscular humanoid with steel for skin. wearing a black sleevless vest with a red x on the chest. he wore black cargo pants and black combat boots.