[Hell, Hazbin Hotel]
Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[ Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.]
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
Yuji: Ya don't worry.
Angel: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.
Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Yuji: Ya!
Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]
Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?
[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]
Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss,Val , is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Yuji: Ya! That totally could work.
Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg boiz scattering around.]
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
[Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Yuji, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Yuji: It's that snake guy again.
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
[Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
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The man blessed by the Black sparks (Hazbin Hotel X Jujutsu Kaisen) (On Hiatus)
HumorAfter successfully getting Sukuna out of Megumi's body and transferring him back to Yuji he was Executed. But due to all the crimes Sukuna did in Yuji's Body he was sent to hell to live out the rest of his days.
