I went to my locker and took the container my brothers packed for me and went to the cafeteria
Hopping my way through the crowd I sat down at an empty bench away from the human species
Yeah I called them thatWell I got a group call from the ultimate yeonjun and his ferrets well it was not a video call but a voice call
I pulled out my headphones which I brought cause I knew I'd need it
Hyunjin- yellooo~
Y/n- I seriously will kill you hwa- you ferret
Yeonjun- what happened?
Hyunjin was laughing like there was no tomorrow
Y/n- I'll tell you later cause there are hoomans over here
Yeonjun- umm Y/n do you have your phone on speaker?
Y/n- no I have headphones on cause I knew you would call~ such a lovely brother
Hyunjin- what about me?
Y/n- Die
Yeonjun- hey I hear someone calling you from behind
Hyunjin- yup he's saying excuse me
Y/n- shit what do I do
Yeonjun- act like you don't hear him
Y/n- I do really not hear him
The poor guy was eve's droppings the conversation
Hyunjin- well you can just ta-
Y/n- no!
Hyunjin- bro seriously
Y/n- I'm better off alone than hurt myself once again
Yeonjun- what happened
Y/n- remember the time we were with gyu... I seriously adored that guy he was my best friend but at last everything changed when mom and dad shifted to seoul , I no longer talked to him and I even moved to Busan to find him but he was gone... Disappearing into thin air and you know what hurts the most? I freaking have to take my mask off to eat!!!
Lets imagine beomgyu lived in Busan
I said while opening the container my Bros had prepared for me and I was struggling to do so
Y/n- who the hell closed this box too tight?
Yeonjun- it was hyunjin
Hyunjin- what-
A guy tapped my shoulder and I turned to him
??- mind if I help you open it?
Y/n- no it's okay I'll do it on my own
??- can I sit here with you?
Y/n- umm WDID
??- wdym
Y/n- no I'm not talking to my brothers
Hyunjin- let him sit with you
Yeonjun- tell him you have diarrhoea
Y/n- wth nevermind I shouldn't have asked... Well you can sit over here and I'll just shift to that table
?? - no idiot I want to sit alongside you
Y/n- are you the guy who asked me for my no.?
??- yeah
Y/n- then you would also know the reason behind me not taking off my mask right?
??- it's okay I understand... I'm jaehyun btw
Y/n- hi jaehyun
Yeonjun- that's my girlll
Hyunjin- bro so much struggle when you could've just say yes
Y/n- come on guys yk me
Yeonjun- btw what was gyu's real name?
Y/n- Idk I've always called him gyu for no reason and it was freaking 10 years ago
Yeonjun- 11 cause mom dad moved to Busan when you were 9
Y/n- tomato potato now let me eat and btw hyu- ferret it's such a sweet noteee
Hyunjin- ikr I copied it from Pinterest
I sighed
Y/n- yeon- foxie by any chance can I suffocate him using my pillow at night
Yeonjun- that's a excellent idea we can do this together
Yeonjun and Y/n- to let unity prevail on earth~
We both said together while giggling
Hyunjin- yk I can here you guys right?
Yeonjun- sayonara
Y/n- adios
And with that we rascals ended the conference call
Bro I'm so done with autocorrect it spelled my tomato-potato wrong 😭
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ФанфикAn experience of a quiet girl having two unhinged yet loving brothers who are also her professors