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I went to my locker and took the container my brothers packed for me and went to the cafeteria

Hopping my way through the crowd I sat down at an empty bench away from the human species
Yeah I called them that

Well I got a group call from the ultimate yeonjun and his ferrets well it was not a video call but a voice call

I pulled out my headphones which I brought cause I knew I'd need it

Hyunjin- yellooo~

Y/n- I seriously will kill you hwa- you ferret

Yeonjun- what happened?

Hyunjin was laughing like there was no tomorrow

Y/n- I'll tell you later cause there are hoomans over here

Yeonjun- umm Y/n do you have your phone on speaker?

Y/n- no I have headphones on cause I knew you would call~ such a lovely brother

Hyunjin- what about me?

Y/n- Die

Yeonjun- hey I hear someone calling you from behind

Hyunjin- yup he's saying excuse me

Y/n- shit what do I do

Yeonjun- act like you don't hear him

Y/n- I do really not hear him

The poor guy was eve's droppings the conversation

Hyunjin- well you can just ta-

Y/n- no!

Hyunjin- bro seriously

Y/n- I'm better off alone than hurt myself once again

Yeonjun- what happened

Y/n- remember the time we were with gyu... I seriously adored that guy he was my best friend but at last everything changed when mom and dad shifted to seoul , I no longer talked to him and I even moved to Busan to find him but he was gone... Disappearing into thin air and you know what hurts the most? I freaking have to take my mask off to eat!!!

Lets imagine beomgyu lived in Busan

I said while opening the container my Bros had prepared for me and I was struggling to do so

Y/n- who the hell closed this box too tight?

Yeonjun- it was hyunjin

Hyunjin- what-

A guy tapped my shoulder and I turned to him

??- mind if I help you open it?

Y/n- no it's okay I'll do it on my own

??- can I sit here with you?

Y/n- umm WDID

??- wdym

Y/n- no I'm not talking to my brothers

Hyunjin- let him sit with you

Yeonjun- tell him you have diarrhoea

Y/n- wth nevermind I shouldn't have asked... Well you can sit over here and I'll just shift to that table

?? - no idiot I want to sit alongside you

Y/n- are you the guy who asked me for my no.?

??- yeah

Y/n- then you would also know the reason behind me not taking off my mask right?

??- it's okay I understand... I'm jaehyun btw

Y/n- hi jaehyun

Yeonjun- that's my girlll

Hyunjin- bro so much struggle when you could've just say yes

Y/n- come on guys yk me

Yeonjun- btw what was gyu's real name?

Y/n- Idk I've always called him gyu for no reason and it was freaking 10 years ago

Yeonjun- 11 cause mom dad moved to Busan when you were 9

Y/n- tomato potato now let me eat and btw hyu- ferret it's such a sweet noteee

Hyunjin- ikr I copied it from Pinterest

I sighed

Y/n- yeon- foxie by any chance can I suffocate him using my pillow at night

Yeonjun- that's a excellent idea we can do this together

Yeonjun and Y/n- to let unity prevail on earth~

We both said together while giggling

Hyunjin- yk I can here you guys right?

Yeonjun- sayonara

Y/n- adios

And with that we rascals ended the conference call

Bro I'm so done with autocorrect it spelled my tomato-potato wrong 😭