dumb dumber and dumbest

7

I was huddled up in bed looking out the window, peacefully enjoying the first day of holidays. My brothers were out running some 'errands'. Well it's been a month since I was in college. It's been a rough month and ig this holiday was much deserved by students. I've bonded with bros and muffin's identity was sure hidden.

I got out of bed making my way out the main door in midst of texting hyunjin oppa that I'll be going to the cafe nearby.

Soon after I was there

Worker- what would you like to get miss?

Y/n- a iced americano and matcha latte packed and a vanilla latte with whipped cream please I'd like to pay in advance

Worker- for?

Y/n- choi y/n

Worker- okay mam you'll get it in 5 minutes and it'll be 15,800 won

I gave her the money and sat down in the corner of the shop as I sighed damn making an order was that hard?

??- excuse me? Are you single? I think I saw you in daegu and I've been crushing on you from then on do you mind if I get you your number perhaps?

Hyunjin- ya! Y/n who's this?

Yeonjun- judging from her face I don't think she knows him

Hyunjin rushed at my place

Hyunjin- did you order yet or you're just sitting there

Y/n- I did

Yeonjun- wait whattt!-

Hyunjin- who are you supposed to be Mr.?

prince Hwang said giving the guy a glare

??- I was asking for her no.

Yeonjun- does the the cafe have popcorn?

Y/n- its a fudging cafe

Hyunjin- and why is that?

Yeonjun- yup why is this a cafe?

Y/n- wthdym

??- is it a crime to ask for a beautiful stranger's number

Hyunjin- well this beautiful stranger declines

??- and who are you to say that?

Yeonjun- ohh things are getting spicyyyy

Hyunjin- her brother

Yeonjun- oh I remember we don't have turmeric and cinnamon in our house

??- even as a brother it's not for you to decide

Yeonjun- well I can decide when I have to buy spices

Hyunjin- she's too introverted to say no

??- oh really

Hyunjin- y/n? Do you appreciate me popping out of nowhere and saving you from this creep

??- who are you calling a creep

The guy said while clenching onto hyunjin's collar

Y/n- y-yes

Hyunjin stared at him with a 'said so' face

Yeonjun- ok so you wanna get punched by my exquisitely delicate first or leave the collar

Yeonjun said while giving the guy a death stare

The guy slowly let go of hyunjin's collar and apologized and went away running like a meerkat

Yeonjun- wait am I that intimidating?

Hyunjin- I mean well sometimes yeah

Worker- vanilla latte, matcha latte and an iced americano for miss choi y/n!

Hyunjin- aww you ordered it for usss

Y/n- please get it for mee

I said with puppy eyes

Hyunjin goes to the worker while staring at me with a 'I'm totally done' face

Hyunjin- the order for miss choi y/n?

Worker- who are you?

Hyunjin- I'm her brother

Worker- okay here you go~

Hyunjin- thanksss~ how much would it be?

Worker- she already paid for it

Hyunjin- oh

The guy said while bringing the coffees at our table

Hyunjin- so many tables and you say in the corner

Yeonjun- why did you pack it?

Y/n- I didn't know you'll pop out of nowhere yk and I wanted to avoid humans

Yeonjun- oh yeah

Hyunjin- well today's a memorable day...

Yeonjun- y/n ordered by herself!

Hyunjin- awww you know I like iced americano

Yeonjun-matcha latte for me though?

Y/n- oppa you never shut up about how much you like americano and sorry oppa there was no soju here

Yeonjun- at least you remembered what I like

Y/n- well what's your favourite coffee?

Yeonjun- cafe mocha

Y/n- I'm obsessed with vanilla somehow

Hyunjin- I really wanted to punch that guy in the face but we would get kicked out

Y/n- correction- you

Yeonjun- we simply would have declined the fact that we know you

Hyunjin- what the heck?

Yeonjun- yup