Project Sekai x Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

PART 2

GUYS

ME AND MY FRIEND WERE PRETENDING TO BE TSUKASS TODAY AT FUCKING SCHOOL

We violated him so baddd

Im learning the niccori dance

Bc

Im going to Toronto Comicon 2025 next year and im gonna dance to it there

Oh i forgot to mention

I'm cosplaying as Akito there
WAHAHA

Akito Shinonome

Dancing to Niccori

What a glorious day for the pjsk fandom

Im making my sister cosplay as ena

Bc we hate eachother

CHAPTER 1

(AKITOE POV)

Oh...This makes sense I guess.

I'm walking down a hallway with Toya.

Bc he's the prince of hyrule.

And I'm his loyal soldier.
(DONT FORGET I MINDWIPED THEM ALL EXCEPT TOYA so Akito thinks hes lived like this his whole life and toya knows the dialogue by heart)

(I'M SKIPPING TO THE END OF THE BEGINNING BC I FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED)

"Gah-!Toya!"

*Insert Toya falling off the platform and Akito trying to catch him*

"Ah-!TOYA!"

*Now the ancient arm catches him*

(OK GOING TO THE GAMEPLAY PART)

*Akito:Wakes up on the sky island next to all the idiotic pjsk cast except the vocaloids*
"Ok AKITO WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"An,I didn't do anything!Except Toya is dead and its all my fault!"

*Insert akito trying to not cry bc Akitoya*

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN,TOYA IS DEAD?!"

"I DONT KNOW!HE FELL OFF THE PLATFORM!WE WERE LEVITATING!!!"

"Bitchhhhhhh...YOU ARE THE WORST GUARD IN THE HISTORY OF HYRULE EVER!"

"Wow AN.YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING!"

*Nene spawns*
"GUYS STFU AND START FIGURING OUT WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING"

Fine...I guess I'll listen to Nene.

*SEES SMTH SPARKLY ON THE SIDE*

Oh?What's this?

*Picks it up*

Oh.

OH.

OH SHIT!!!

Uh

UH

IVE FUCKED UP REAL BADDDDDD

*Starts trembling uncontrollably*

"ANNNN!!"

"WHAT?!"

"I found the Master Sword..."

"AND!?THATS GOOD NEWS!!"

"Well,It's kinda...broken"

"WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?"

I am the worst guard in the entire history of Hyrule.

I somehow BROKE the legendary unbreakable sword that seals the darkness.

How did I ever get chosen to be Toya's royal guard?

I don't even remember.

Something with a microphone...?

Wait.

What's a microphone?

Where did THAT come from?

(I MINDWIPED THEM)

It was an accident,I guess.

*Me from beyond the fourth wall*

"No shut up Akito DON'T GET YOUR MEMORY BACK STAWPPPPP

"SHINZOU AND MY BESTIE ELI COME OVER HERE LETS WATCH THESE PPL SUFFER"

*They come over here*

"OK IM COMING ZIA"

"HEY #7 Oki now make Akito suffer some more :)"

*BACK TO HYRULE :D*

OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
WHAT IS THATTTTTTTTT

Oh.

Those are vines.

Oops.

Okkk I guess I'll just use the master sword to cut ittttt

"AKITOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Ah shit.

Not him.

NO NOT TSUKASA.

NO PLEEEEEEASE NOT TSUKASA.

HES LOUD AS FUCKKKKK

How tf am i supposed to save toya if THIS BITCH is YELLING everywhere he FUCKING GOES

LIKE HE'LL ALERT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOKOBLIN,MOBLIN AND LIZAFLOS

AND EVEN THE TALUSES AND HINOXES

Fuck him.

He makes stealth SO HARDDDDDD.

(Pretend like Tsukasa is from Kakariko village cause its big and alot goes on there and Rui from Hateno bc of the lab there you'll understand if u played botw or totk)

Ugh.

ANYWAYS.

*Proceeds to cut vines and make it to the sky island dive cutscene*

OH WOW.

The sky islands sure are beautiful.

*Sigh.*

I wish Toya was here right now...

He would have loved it here...

I miss him so much.

________________________________________________________________________________WONDERHOY

guys

im back to being single 😌

AND I DONT EVEN CARE LIKE WHAT 😭

shouldnt i be sad?

idk my mind is twisted asfuck

anyways BYE
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