Stuck in the Twilight Universe ~ What could go wrong?

So we talk and all that..so what now?

Caseys POV

After a few more minutes Peter manged to breath properly now. Rosalie and Jacob found this amusing too. But Elizabeth as now eyeing the coffee table, which had a black burn running cross. A slight burnt smell had risen from it.

I wiped away the tears of laughter, taking a few deep breaths to calm down. Slowly succeeding.

"Brilliance" Taylor rasped from his place on the floor.

He and Nikki had fallen to the floor in laughter. Though Nikki had gone though the couch arm. Emmett had to pick himself off the ground after he stopped laughing. All the Cullens and Denali were greatly amused by what Peter did.

"Best thing i've done since coming here" Peter said, through the smiled did fade from is face.

"SHUT UP" Maggie's voice boomed above us. I knew Peter didn't have the energy to shout back, just grinning triumphantly in his seat

"Best thing I've seen in years" Emmet said,falling into a chair. A wide smile plastered on his face.

"Agreed" Jasper said, grinning and sliding an arm around Alice's waist.

Nikki managed to compose herself, slipping back into her seat but Taylor was still on the floor laughing. I wondered how he could still breath.

"How is he still breathing?" I whispered to Lee, pointless because he was staring aimlessly into space.

"Isn't Taylor scared shitless of sharks" Christian said loudly. Mia sniggered at the ironic turn out of his power. Taylor stopped laughing and glared at Christian, who was looking blankly back at him.

"Should I remind you of language, Christian?" Liz said,

"You didn't remind him" I added, thrusting my thumb towards Peter.

"He had a reason." She answered back, an eyebrow raised. I just smirked at her antics.

"Sure sure." I said, leaning back in my seat, almost smug "Peter can do no wrong in her eyes" I said, to MyAnna. Wiggling my eyebrows at Elizabeth once.

"Excuse me" Liz said, her voice almost disbelieving at the sudden assumption.

"Chick fight" Emmett said in a under tone, but we all heard it.

"Chicks? Where?" Christian said dumbly.

"Can we do something about them?" I asked, now getting annoyed by their disconnection from the world.

"There's a bottle of detox in the draw" Peter said but Carlisle was already pulling it out.

"Good" Elizabeth said, though was looking at me narrowed eyed.

"Here" Dakota bounded forwards and took an offered syringe, Robert too the other, stashing it behind his arm when Lee looked his way.

"Surprise them" Eleazar said, knowing they wouldn't take well to seeing the needle. Rob settled him self next to Christian who looked at him suspiciously

"Surprise who?" Lee asked turning to the vampire but exposed his neck to Dakota. I saw a blur then Lee's cry of pain and Dakota zooming back, the syringe empty. I winced, Lee now clutching his neck.

"I'm dying, I'm dying. I'm- oh what happened?" Lee cried, suddenly coming aware of himself. He looked about.

"It will come to you" Tanya said, her lip twitching in amusement. His heard shot to her, them to MyAnna then back to her. This happened a few times before his face became priceless.

"OH, OH, OH, NO" his head shooting to all the vampires then to us, repeating the same words.

"Would it hurt to drug him again?" Mackenzie asked, laughing at him.

"He doesn't seem to take it well" Kirsten mused, grinning at the almost hysterical man.

"Why? I was much better off in Loony land" he turned to glare at Peter.

"Aren't we all" I muttered, it would have been more quiet that way.

"This is the most entertaining day since Kellan wore a dress." Kristen said, wiping away tears.

At this the vampires staretd to laugh with us. Emmett more so.

"It's not how it sounds" I heard Kellan shout against the window, both he and Jackson returning, both of them coming into the room covered in mud and dirt. Spreading dirt on the carpet. Elizabeth and Esme both eyeing the mess. Though looked like Elizabeth resisted the urge to comment.

"No no, of course not" Peter said, drawing the attention to him, "It's exactly how its sound"

There was a sudden clang and a vase sudden slammed into an invisible wall a few inches of Peter's head. He didn't even flinch.

"Missed" Peter said loudly, knowing it had been Kellan had thrown it. I heard a sudden struggled to see Rob stab Christan in the shoulder, but Christan punched him in the gut but the detox was in. Well to say, we now room for a slide in the ceiling .

"ROB GET OUT MY ROOM" I heard Maggie shout. Then Rob suddenly tumbled though the hole he had created in the ceiling.

"Oh what was I drinking last night?" Christain groaned, his head resting on the sofa side, "I have to eat like grass or a slipper to feel this sick" I rolled my eyes.

"When did you eat a slipper?" Renesmee asked, giggling at the idea.

Christain promptly froze. I fought a smile at that. He was not expecting the Cullens to be here. Slowly he raised his head and looked around at all the vampires before burying his head again.

"A problem, Christian?" Peter asked, wincing again, moving his arm to his chest. Christan didn't answer.

"Think he's playing possum?" Mia asked, her shoulders shaking from silent laughter. "Hoping they'll disappear if he stops moving?"

"He's embarrassed Dumbo" I snapped, sympathising with him. "You would if you were in his place." She looked taken back by my outburst. But i just gave her a look, which made her flinch.

"I'll be in my room" Christan mumbled standing up and looking down, his face bright red, This reminded me of how little boys behaved in schools. They would look down embarrassed as they walked.

"You haven't got a room" Jackson pointed out.

"Then I'll be in your room" He was gone after that, Everyone staring after him.

"He'll come down when he's ready. Your presence took him by surprise, i think."

"That i see" Eleazar said, smiling slightly.

"Yeah it would surprise anyone" Lee muttered, holding his head in his hands

"Lee don't be rude" Liz said, her eyes flashing.

"Sorry."

"You do notice that we're the only ones talking. The Cullens, Denali's and the wolves have not said much" MyAnna pointed out, Everyone when silent then looked to their audience.

 "It's like your an audience to our conversations" Nikki stated.

"Its like watching a Comedy" Garrett answered, grinning.

"Im so glad we amuse you" Lee snapped but i kicked the back of his chair. 

"If you've got nothing nice to say, fly away to your room and shut up" Dakota said glaring at Lee. He glared straight back but she narrowed her eyes, a smile on her lips which made him flinch. She looked like Jane. The Denali clan shifted uncomfortable, probably thining the of same thing

 Lee sniffed indignantly before standing up and walking out. 

"Three in half an hour? Who next?" I didn't miss the looks i got from the others but I nodded to MyAnna who was staring at the coffee table. She didn't know how to change back into her normal for. Her hair was still white, her skin still had a blue tint, and radiated coldness. Everything she touched was slowy freezing the longer she held them. The carpet around her was collecting ice to it as she was sat on it.

 After a couple for minutes Liz decided to make a late lunch. Esme offered to help, Taylor voluteered to be a food taster. I just sat back and watched as the Vampire made conversation with the others. Happy that we were getting along with each other.