Stereotypes of Fictional Women Written by Men

Part 2: Vanessa

Vanessa cried too much, that's what all guys told her. She should smile more, they all said. When she cried in her room, her neighbors could hear it. But, it wasn't normal crying. Nothing about Vanessa was "normal". Remember, she wasn't like the other girls. Anyways, Vanessa's version of crying was full on bawling, and during her crying moments, the sad moments, she would abuse her pillows and room. The aftermath was just simply uncanny. Her face would be blotchy and red, spots under her eyes, and she would have bloodshot eyes. Vanessa would even start to throw up blood if she wasn't careful enough. It wasn't her fault that no one understood her, she was just too poor and ugly. Her mom only made 2 million annually and her dad only made 3. She had the tiniest scar on her forehead that she thought everyone could see. She was too emotional and too unlike the other girls. In her free time, Vanessa loved watching F1 and LOVED working out and lifting weights. She was buff and UNLIKE the other girls. She knew what cars were, from a Cadillac Escalade to a 2017 Toyota Corolla SE. Nobody knew Vanessa's true physique. She had a sleeper build and was a true omega. But, in her mind, she was the ultimate alpha of the alphas. Everyone thought Vanessa was too delicate, like Paris, but no. No, no, no. Vanessa loved playing Fortnite and Fall Guys. She was the BEST at gaming and was always beating the guys. She was one of the guys. Vanessa didn't wear makeup, like Paris. But, unlike her, she REALLY needed it. What she only wore was her exes' hoodies and baggy cargo jeans, not cargo pants, because she wasn't like the other girls. She was special. Although she had an hourglass body, and she claimed she didn't have body hair or needed to shave, we all know she was more hairy than Bigfoot. And she didn't support girls. She wasn't a girls girl, because she was a guy's girl. In reality, she wore a size 8 in women's, but she always sized up to a 10 in men's. Just to show off her physique. She never put on deodorant because she believed in naturalness. Vanessa always thought she never smelled, that she smelled like cotton candy and unicorns. But, that wasn't true. After all, working out does miracles to your body odor, especially if you don't put on deodorant or perfume before and after. She reeked of a mixture of dog breath,  trash that hasn't been taken out for a week, banana peels, and finally, geyser burps, and this was just her body odor. Wait till you hear about her hair. Her hair was a bunch of matted, dull brown tangles, and she did not like to take care of it. But, in Vanessa's alpha mind, it was simply bouncy, wavy curls that were beautiful. Nevertheless, Vanessa is just NOT like the other girls, and will never be. She is 17 years old.