episode 1: superbike joyride

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SPOOKY MONTH PARODY SHOW EPISODE 1:

SUPERBIKE JOYRIDE

STARRING:

Susie, Skid, and Roy

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Skid opens his front door and goes outside, he sees Susie and says hi to her

Skid: "Oh hey Susie!"

Skid notices Susie looking down at her bike, she looks upset

Skid: "What's wrong?"

Susie: "uhhh... My bike blew up."

Skid: "Oh... Sorry to hear that..What happened?"

Susie: "I don't know... It looks like somebody stole it, blew it up, then brought it back.. Do you know anyone who could've done it?"

"Hmmmm..." Skid hums out loud

Screen cuts to Lucky (the kid with orange hair and the propeller hat) who was taking out the trash.

He notices Skid

Lucky: "I DIDN'T DO JACK!!!"

Skid goes back to thinking.

"Hmmmm... Definitely Roy!" He says out loud.

Susie nods in agreement

Susie: Yes. Roy will destroy everything that moves... The only thing he won't destroy is people he trusts."

Skid: "Yeah, I don't think Roy could ever do that."

Robert appears in frame next to Susie, his expression looks sad

Robert: "Hey, you guys... I don't feel so good..."

Robert instantly explodes into a gruesome mess of blood and organs, his backwards hat falling onto the ground

Skid and Susie stand there flabbergasted

Susie: "...we stand corrected."

Roy appears on screen beside skid

Roy: "What are you losers talking about?!"

Skid: "We're talking about how you destroy everything."

Roy looks offended

Roy: "Me?! Destroy?? I don't destroy jack I fix it!" I have done a number of fixing during the months!"

Susie: "Oh really? Would you be glad to tell us?" her arms cross

Roy: "Yes! I fixed my TV..."

cutaway to Roy's TV exploding

cutaway ends

Roy: "I fixed my potted plant..."

Roy picks up a potted plant, plant exploding in his hands afterwards

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Roy: "I even fixed Robert!"

Roy pulls Robert with a blank expression into frame before he violently vomits more blood and organs, falling onto the ground twitching and dying again

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Roy: "that's weird... He should've exploded..."

Roy looks down at Roberts corpse

Roy: "We're waiting on you!" He says to Robert

Susie: "So... You fix?"

Roy pushes Skid out of screen: "Yes, yes I do!"

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