Lloyd: If i write a book would yall read it?
Pixal: if it's about how to deal with trauma then No i wouldn't because everthign you say will be a lie.
Cole: If it's about candy then no, i prefer cake.
Kai: if it's about your hair routine then yes. yes i would. you got good hair.
Jay: i know right? he has such wonderful luscious locks.
Lloyd: uh thank you?
Nya: I totally agree with Kai here. you gotta drop the hair care routine because i need my hair to look and feel like yours
Jay: totally.
Lloyd: i use shampoo and conditioner?
Kai: so do i but my hair isnt as good as yours. how often to you wash it?
Lloyd: once a week.
Jay: ONCE A WEEK???? how is your hair not a grease trap like Kai's is after one day.
Nya: teh gel duh,
Lloyd: i use gel too
Jay: SERIOUSLY?
Kai: NO WONDER ZANE WAS ASKING ABOUT THE INCREASE OF HAIR GEL MONEY SPENT??
Nya: we have a budget for hairgel?
Zane: yes. It is 300 a week.
Nya: 300 on hair gel and you wont let me get nail polish for 50 a month??? Wow
Jay: im a mouse kinda guy
Kai: no wonder your hair looks like a birds nest
Jay: atleast it doent look like an electricuted chicken that's head and but got blown off.
Kai: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??
Lloyd: calm down guys, it's not the big of a deal. our hairs are the most important part of our character design.
Pixal: Cole can you repair the fourth wall again. this dinglebottom broke it.
Cole: on it.
Kai: anyways, my hair is the best.
Lloyd: second best. we agreed that mine was beter.
Kai: yeah yeah what ever.
Jay: so you gonna drop the special ingredient that makes your hair look so good and long.
Lloyd: nope. and Zane is sworn into secrecy after seeing me use it one.
Kai: ugh I hate this kid.
Lloyd: love you to bro.
Lloyd entered a chat with Wu
Lloyd: can i get so more of your beard cream?
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Ninjago Texting
Short StoryIt seems the time has come at last; the ninja is too lazy to even speak with each other after the oni fight. So of course, they do what any logical ten ager/ young adult would do. Text. A lot
