John Dory: Seven!
Clay, Bruce, Floyd: All right!
Branch: Yes!
Bruce and Clay: *high five* Partner!
Bruce: 💜🎶Tons of gold for you!🎶💜
Clay: 💚🎶Hey! Tons of gold for me!🎶💚
All: 🟧💜💚❤️💙🎶Hey! Tons of gold for we!🎶💙❤️💚💜🟧
Dickory: HEY!!! One more roll!
Bruce: Um, guys, you're broke! You got nothing to bet with!
Dickory: Oh yeah? I got THIS!
Clay: Pff, a map? 😑
Floyd: A map!
Dickory: A map, for the wonders of the new world.
Floyd: Wow, let's have a look, *quickly reads* guys!
Branch: One moment, please.
Floyd: Guys, look, El Dorado, the city of gold. This could be our destiny, our fate.
Clay: Floyd, if we'd believed in fate, we wouldn't be playing with loaded dice! 😑
Branch: He has a point.
Floyd: 🥺
Bruce: Not the face...
Floyd: 🥺
Clay: No 😑
Floyd: 😇
Bruce: No 😑
Floyd: *panting like a dog*
John Dory: No!
Dickory: I said one more roll! My map against your cash!
Floyd: 😁
John Dory: *sigh* Alright, peewee, you're on.
Dickory: Not with those! This time we use my dice.
John Dory: Uh...
Dickory: Got a problem with that?
John Dory: 😅 No. [to Floyd] I am going to kill you. 😡
Floyd: 😅
John Dory: C'mon, baby, Papa needs that crappy map 🙄
John Dory: Show me seven! 🫣
Clay: Seven!
Bruce: All right!
Floyd: *takes the map*
John Dory: Well, nice doing business with you. *dice come from out of his vest*
Dickory: I KNEW IT!!! YOUR DICE ARE LOADED!!!
John Dory: *gestures to Clay, Ivy, Floyd, Bruce, and Branch* You gave me LOADED DICE?! They gave me LOADED DICE! Guard, arrest them!
Clay: You dare to impugn my honor? He was the one who was cheating! Arrest HIM!!!
Bruce: He tricked these sailors and took their money!
Branch: Should we stop them? 😑
Floyd: Let's just see how this plays out, THEN we stop them.
John Dory: Oh, now I'M the thief?!
Clay: Yes!
John Dory: Take a look in the mirror, pal!
Bruce: You better give back that money or we'll. EN GARDE! *hands Clay a sword*
John Dory: "En garde" yourselves, I'll give you the honor of a quick and painless death! *pulls out a tiny sword* Not with that. *pulls out a bigger sword* HA! I prefer to fight fairly! Any last words?
Clay: We will cut you to ribbons, fool!
John Dory: Such mediocrity, let your swords to the talking!
Bruce: We will, they will be loquacious to a fault.
John Dory: You mincing, fencing twits.
Clay: You fight like our sister!
Ivy: I AM your sister, that's a complement!
Bruce: Braggart!
John Dory: Heathen!
Troll: Kill him!
John Dory: Not the face, not the face 😰
Clay: Ladies and gentlemen, we've decided it's a draw.
Bruce: Thank you all for coming, you've been great, see you soon.
John Dory: Adios!
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The Road To El Bro-rado
FanfictionFive con brothers and their little sister find the city of gold, which where the people believe they are gods.
