Floyd: Guys, you ever think it would end like this?
Clay: The armadillo's a surprise.
Rhonda: 🤨
Bruce: Any regrets?
Clay: Besides dying? Yeah, I never had enough gold...
Bruce: My biggest regret besides dying is, I never gotten to see my kids grow up.
John Dory: My regret besides dying is our greatest adventure is over before it even began and no one will even remember us.
Clay: Well, if it's any consolation, guys, you've made my life, an adventure *sobs*
Floyd: And if it's any consolation, Clay, you've made our lives, *sobs* rich.
John Dory, Bruce, Clay, and Floyd: 😭
Branch and Ivy: 😑 🙄
The boat then lands on a beach, the siblings take the sand.
Branch, Bruce, Ivy, and Floyd: *drop the sand* 😔😔😔😔
Clay and John Dory: *shake the sand* 😆😆
Floyd: Is it? 😧
Clay: It is! It's...it's..it's..it's..it's...
All: IT'S LAND!!!!
*the bros start kissing the sand*
Ivy: That's just gross...
Floyd: *notices he's kissing a skeleton*
All: AHHHH!!!!!! 😱😱😱 😱😱😱
Ivy: All in favor going back to the boat say "Aye".
Branch: Aye! ✋
Floyd: Aye! ✋
Clay: Aye! ✋
Bruce: Aye! ✋
John Dory: Aye! ✋
Ivy: Aye! ✋
Rhonda: ✋
Floyd: *takes the map out of his pocket and looks at a rock and back at the map*
Bruce: Hey, Floyd, we could use a little help here!
John Dory: Floyd, hello-
Floyd: GUYS! WE'VE DONE IT!!!
Clay: What's that? The map?
Floyd: It's all right here!
Branch: You still have the map?
Floyd: The whistling rock, the stream!
Ivy: You kept the map, but you couldn't grab a little more food?!
Floyd: Even those mountains! Clay, you said so yourself. It could be possible, and it is! It really is the map to El Dorado!
Clay: 😑 You drank seawater didn't you?
Floyd: OH COME ON!!!
Clay: We're not coming on!
Bruce: We wouldn't step in that jungle for a million pesetas!
Ivy: How about a hundred million? 😏
John Dory: What?
Floyd caught up to Ivy's blackmail plan.
Floyd: We just thought since El Dorado is the city of gold...
Clay: What's your point?
Ivy: Y'know, dust, nuggets, bricks, a temple of gold where you can pluck gold from the very walls. But you guys don't wanna go, so let's get back into the boat and row back to Spain, after all it went SOOO well last time.
John Dory: Wait, new plan, we find the city of gold, we TAKE the gold, and then go back to Spain.
Floyd: And BUY Spain! Come on guys, we'll follow that trail!
Branch: What trail? 🤨
Floyd: The trail that we blaze!
The vines Floyd chopped fell, revealing a stone wall.
Bruce, Branch, Ivy, Clay, and John Dory: 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐
Floyd: THAT trail that we blaze!
Rhonda: *tries to walk away*
Bruce: *grabs Rhonda* Oh no you don't.
Rhonda: *bites Bruce's butt*
Bruce: OW! JOHN DORY YOUR ARMADILLO BIT ME IN THE BUTT!!!
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The Road To El Bro-rado
FanfictionFive con brothers and their little sister find the city of gold, which where the people believe they are gods.
