In the dungeon....
John Dory: *constantly hits his head on a wooden wall*
Floyd: So, um, how's the escape plan coming?
John Dory: All right, all right. Wait! I think I'm getting something!
Ivy: Yeah...a concussion 😒
John Dory: *continues banging his head on the wall* Okay! Here's the plan. In the dead of night, Ivy and Branch grab some provisions, we'll hijack one of those longboats. And then, we row back to Spain like there's no mañana!
Branch: Back to Spain, yeah? 😑
John Dory: Yep! 😁
Bruce and Ivy: In a rowboat? 😑
John Dory: You got it! 😁
Clay: (sarcastically) Sensational, that's your plan, isn't it?
John Dory: That's pretty much it.
Floyd: Well, I like it. So, how do we get on deck?
John Dory: Uhh...in the dead of night, Ivy and Branch grab some provisions, we'll hijack one of those, uh, longboats-
Clay: Oh, great!
John Dory: Well, okay, what's your idea, smart guy?
Clay: What do mean? Don't ask ME that, you're the one with all the plans! 🙄
John Dory: Wait, I...I have an idea, guys, gimme a boost (whispers)...hey, Rhonda...Rhonda...you want a nice apple? Come and get it. You have to trick for me first. All you have to do is find pry bar. A long piece of iron with a hooky thing at the end.
Ivy: John, you're talking to an ARMADILLO!
John Dory: That's it, Rhonda, find the pry bar.
Clay: (mocking) "yEs, FiNd ThE pRy bAr", She can't understand "pry bar" 🙄
Bruce: She's a dumb armadillo, there's no way she'll-
Rhonda: *puts keys in the brig*
Branch: Well, it's not a pry bar.
Floyd: But it's better at least.
Later...
John Dory: Oh, Rhonda, thank you, old girl, listen if we can ever return the favor-
Bruce: For Pete's sake, John, she's a ruthless war armadillo, not a puffalo. C'mon before she licks you to death.
John Dory: Adios.
Rhonda: *starts making noise*
John Dory: (whispers) Shh, quiet please.
Clay: (whispers) What's the matter with her?
John Dory: (whispers) Oh, she want's her apple.
Ivy: (whispers) Why didn't you give it to her in the first place?!
Branch: (whispers) Just give it to her before she wakes the whole ship!
John Dory: (whispers) Fetch!
John Dory throws the apple but Rhonda misses it and it falls in the ocean.
Rhonda: *y e e t s herself in the ocean*
John Dory: RHONDA!!! *y e e t s himself in the ocean*
Floyd: Huh? John!
John Dory: RHONDA I'M COMING!!!
Bruce, Clay, Floyd, Branch, and Ivy: JOHN!!!
John Dory: JUST HANG ON! I'M RIGHT HERE OLD GIRL!
Branch: Have you lost your mind?!
John Dory: Help is coming!
Clay: *sees a big ship* HOOOOOOOLLLLLY SHIP!!!!!
They all fall in the water, then poke out of the water, then the crate breaks.
Branch: Loop the rope under the armadillo!
Ivy: Yes! *takes a deep breath, then swims underwater, and grabs her brothers*
Branch: On the count of three, pull back on the rope!
John Dory, Bruce, Clay, and Floyd: What?!
Ivy: Three! Pull!
Branch: Guys, hey it worked!
Clay: Did any of the supplies make it?
Floyd: Um, yes and no.
Rhonda: *eats most of the food*
Clay: OHHH GREAT!!!
Floyd: Guys, look on the positive side, at least things can't get-
[Literally starts raining]
Clay: I'm sorry, were you gonna say "worse"?
Floyd: No.
Bruce: No, you're sure?
Floyd: No, I revised the whole thing.
Ivy: Yeah, at least we're in a rowboat.
Floyd: We're in a rowboat, exactly, you miss nothing.
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The Road To El Bro-rado
FanfictionFive con brothers and their little sister find the city of gold, which where the people believe they are gods.
