Harley Quinn

Till Death Do Us Part

(No Ones POV)

It was a beautiful day in Arkham, a glamorous yacht filled with rich snobby men we're surrounding a massive pyramid of hundreds of dollar bills.

"Here's a Toast! Doing our favourite past time fucking the poor and wiping our ass with their money!". A man cheered while raising in glass filled to the brim with champagne.

The rest of the men cheered while raising a glass to the horrible toast.

Moments later a tall man dressed in a red and black leather jester outfit with a matching jester hat. His face was plastered with a black mask with red lipstick smeared on his lips, flipped over the pyramid of money, grasping a massive mallet in his hands.

"Alright you pieces of shit! This is my money now so everyone back the fuck off!" Harvey growled, while getting into a fighting stance.

Suddenly the men started laughing " oh please we're supposed to be afraid of the jokers boyfriend?! Oh we're so scared." A large man dressed in expensive attire chuckled while taking a puff of his cigar.

Harvey scowled and hit one of the guys legs, instantly snapping his leg in two, making him howl in pain. "Oh stop bitchin.. you'll go into shock real quick." The guys wailing suddenly died down " there ya go." He smirked and then got back into a fighting stance.

" not a smart move Quinn.. since your all alone." The large man sneered while all of the other men pulled out hand guns , cocking them.

" what makes you think he's alone?" A voice chuckled, everyone looked at the female captain, dressed in a all white uniform.

Suddenly the captains "face" was suddenly torn off with a gush of blood following it. " it's me... joker." A woman with died green slicked back hair with messy clown makeup being stained with blood chuckled.

"Sorry your captain couldn't make it he had problems with putting on his face this morning." The joker smiles while using the captains discarded face skin as a hand puppet, making everyone except Harvey throw up.

"Puddin what the fuck are ya doing, we agreed that I'm the muscle, your the grab, I do the hittin!" Harvey and joker ducked behind the pyramid while the heard of men shot at them relentlessly.

" yes, but you have it backwards sweetness... your the appetizer.. I'm the entree. I'm the bad guy your my loyal henchman." Joker smirked whole using a flame thrower to set the men on fire.

" yeah.. but I want to be feared too.. when people hear Harvey Quinn I want them to piss themselves.. imagine me in the legion of doom!" Harvey smiles while watching joker throw a acid bomb into the crowd of men.

" look can we talk about this later..." joker growled annoyed.

"No, seriously , just imagine all fear Harvey Quinn!" Harvey smiles brightly.

Batman suddenly emerged from his batjet, and dove onto the boat, dodging bombs and gunshots.

"Any who this has been fun, you hold off Batman while I take a dive." Joker chuckles while pushing a button on a remote, boosting a purple and green submarine to the surface.

Harvey took a swing at Batman with his mallet and made contact with his jaw and chest until Batman snatched his mallet, snapping it in half and throwing Harley onto the floor.

" But what if I get sent to Arkham?" Harvey grunted while Batman cuffed him.

" don't worry my dear you won't spend a single night I will come and get you as soon as I can, actually no I have something planned for this evening.. and I have a full schedule this week.. I will come and get you puddin I promise." She smiled while hopping into the submarine and slamming the trap door shut.