Harley Quinn

Harvey F$#king Quinn

(A.n so (y/n) isn't gonna have any fixed gender due to them not necessarily being human in a way, it'll all make sense with their backstory. and I think shape shifters who can change into any sex don't have a fixed or specific gender and also I wanna include everyone in this story since I haven't done that before so it starts today. Don't worry it'll make sense down the line.)

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(No ones pov)

Harvey sat down on ivys white couch, still wearing his skin tight jester uniform. "I can't believe I've wasted years of my life with that damn clown." Harvey grumbled while taring the jester hat off his head , throwing it across the room.

He held his head down, raking his gloved fingers through his platinum blonde hair. He felt his lip slightly quiver, hearing (y/n)s voice echoing in his skull. "Damn it.." Harvey mumbled. Painfully choking down his sobs, making his Adam's apple bob.

"Oh boo fucking hoo, try living in a dog park for years!.. come crying to me when a Saint Bernard shits on your face!" Frank the carnivorous plant whined dramatically.

"For fuck sakes Frank shut up." Ivy groans while rubbing the bridge of his nose, while handing Harvey a cup of tea. "Harvey.. I care you.. in a weird hard to articulate way.. but if you keep trying to not sabotage yourself-"

"Unlikely" Harvey sighed while taking a sip of the herbal tea.

"Right.. but just think you're your own person and hey.. you can be anything you want to be.. maybe even a circus performer." Ivy said while sitting down next to Harvey.

"So.. what's the story with you and (y/n)?..." Harvey asked with a hint of harshness to his voice.

"It's... it's complicated Harv's.." Ivy sighed while wrapping his arm over the back of the couch.

"As in what kind of complicated are ya talkin here?" Harvey raised an eyebrow, slightly narrowing his eyes at Ivy.

" gossiping are we?" (Y/n) asked with a slight smirk to their tone.

Harvey and Ivy looked up at (y/n) to reveal a semi muscular man with (long/short/med) (h/c) hair with soft caring but intense (e/c) eyes.

Harvey's eyes couldn't help but travel up and down (y/n)s form. He forgot not only they had a beautiful woman form but a very handsome man form that was able to make his knees feel just as weak. And his dick just as hard.

"You know Harvey.. even though you're not a bad looking jester.. maybe since your not under the jokers thumb. Maybe you can find yourself a new look?" (Y/n) said while pouring himself some tea from the kitchen.

"Yeah.. yeah! Your right! Like why the hell am I still wearing this thing?" Harvey asked while standing up, gesturing to his jester uniform.

"I seriously have no idea." Ivy chuckled slightly.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, Ivy opened the apartment door to reveal one of the jokers goons.

" joker gram! I knew you'd make it out, let's put that in the past I sent this idiot to shout, let's have a blast!" The goon stated, but as soon as he ended his sentence a musical tune chimed and his body exploded, into a heap of blood and viscera. Painting the white walls of the apartment and Harvey and Ivy , red.

" just so your clear you're still not into this right?" Ivy asked Harvey while glaring at him.

" what?! No no, I mean there's something very sexy about a woman who blows up a whole man for you.. but yeah no it's over." Harvey smiles and wipes the blood off his face.