So Annoying.

Annoying Machine.

Charter was having a decent day for once, keeping track of people's stats, and had never once got annoyed by any of the characters. Charter sighs in relief as he could finally have a peaceful day but this was automatically ruined by God Machine.

God Machine approached Charter and started to annoy him on purpose.

"HEY. CHARTER. HEY! HEY! HEY CHARTER! HEY CHARTER! HEY! HEY!!! HEY CHARTER!!!!!"
"HEY CHARTER! HEY. CHARTER. HEY! HEY CHARTER!! HEY! HEY!! HE-"

"What?" Charter turned around and glared at God Machine, already annoyed by his behavior.

Silence. Both of them stayed silent for a while.

"HI!" God Machine responded.
"Did you seriously just annoy me just to only say hi?" Charter asked, he couldn't believe that God Machine was literally wasting his time.
"YES! IT'S VERY FUN!" God Machine smiled, not having any regret of wasting Charter's time for no reason.

"......you're so stupid..." Charter grumbled to himself.

"Just go away, okay?" Charter pushed God Machine away and went back to his usual routine.

God Machine was taken aback by the sudden push but it didn't leave, God Machine ended up just staring at Charter instead.
Charter didn't notice him at first since he was too busy until he felt like someone was behind him, he turns around and he gets annoyed again.

"Why are you staring at me? I told you to go away." Charter asked.

"BECAUSE.. UM.. FUN!" God Machine responded.

"Staring at someone isn't fun. Unless if you somehow find that entertaining." Charter rolled his eyes, he just wanted God Machine to shut up already.

"OH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M BORED. :(" God Machine answered, frowning.
"I don't care. Go annoy someone else." Charter was trying his hardest to ignore God Machine but God Machine wouldn't leave or be quiet.

"BUT IM BORED!!!!!!!! I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!" God Machine started to shake Charter.

"I don't care. Go do something else." Charter pushes God Machine's hands off of his shoulders.

God Machine attempts to say something but Charter interrupts him. "BUT-"

"You know what?! Here." Charter grabbed a piece of paper and crayons and tossed them at God Machine.
"Use this to have fun."

"YAAAAYYYYY!!!" God Machine ran away with the paper and crayons in his hands.

"Finally, he's gone. What is even going on inside it's head?? Does he even have a brain?" Charter wondered, Charter was so confused but also impressed that someone could be SO STUPID. Charter then decides to get back to what he was doing.

Few minutes later, God Machine came back, tapping Charter's shoulder.

"What do you want now??" Charter facepalms, he thought that would make God Machine go away forever.
"I DREW SOMETHING SO AWESOME!!!!! YOU MUST SEE IT!!!! IT IS VERY VERY GREAT!!!" God Machine exclaimed, wanting to show Charter what he drew.

"Fine.. What did you draw?" Charter sighed.

"I DREW A EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!" God Machine showed off his art although it was just a bunch of scribbles.

"That's... nice???" Charter was confuzzled but decided to try being nice to see if that would make God Machine go away.

"YOU LIKE MY AMAZING ART??" God Machine asked.
"Yeah. Totally." Charter responded bluntly.

"YYAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" God Machine cheered.

"Hoorayy.. You're now happy, can you please leave me alone now?" Charter asked.

"WHY?" God Machine tilted his head.

Charter felt like he was genuinely going to go batshit insane, calming himself down so he didn't get anymore annoyed.
"Because i'm busy. Now go away." Charter answered.

"UM. CAN I AT LEAST GIVE YOU MY-" God Machine asked something but got interrupted.
"No. Keep it." Charter shook his head.

"AWH. YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP MY ART???" God Machine asked again.
"No." Charter didn't change his answer.
"OKAY. I'LL KEEP IT THEN!!! I'M SO PROUD OF IT YAAAAYYY!!!!" God Machine ran away with his drawing.

Charter didn't say or do anything for a moment, completely baffled and couldn't comprehend on what just happened. Charter decided to go back to what he was doing.
Charter finally felt peace again, it was just him, his table, and his work. Things had finally went back to normal, no more people wasting his time.