Okay, HUGE, BIG-TIME shoutout to @Thatonelittlesobble, who (quite literally) saved this thing. Really, you guys should follow their example.
Me: *sneaks into the Roost* *pulls out bullhorn*
Me: *into bullhorn* WAKEY, WAKEY, IT'S TIME FOR EGGS AND BACEY! (A.N. that's pronounced BAKE-IE)
Leyla: Gah!
Me: We hath been saved!
Burple: Were we in trouble?
Me: Yes! But no matter. We hath been saved! Now, I have some truths and dares for y'all, so WAKE UP! Also, I brought bacon. *produces bacon from nowhere*
Dak: Ooh, bacon... *reaches for bacon*
Me: *snatches it away* No! My bacon!
Me: Anyways... *snaps and Magnus appears*
Magnus: What am I doing here?!
Me: We have dares! Hooray!
Magnus: Is she always this crazy?
Dak: Yep.
Me: Shut up! Now, Winger, you first!
Winger: *gulps*
Me: You must do my favorite thing- SING!!!
Winger: Wait, what?!
Me: You heard me! Exercise those vocal chords of yours!
Winger: Fine. What should I sing-
Me: I have a solution! *snaps and piece of paper appears* Sing this!
Winger: Um... Fine. *clears throat*
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passin' craze! It means no worries! For the rest of your days! It's out problem-free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
Me: Bravo! Bravo! That was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life!
Me: Now, Summer and Aggro... you have a question from the glorious saint who conducted this chapter known as @Thatonelittlesobble! What were your lives like before the Rescue Riders?
Summer: I had a few friends... it was pretty nice, though it was lonely on my island. I'm so glad that I met Leyla, though!
Leyla: Aww...
Aggro: I had a flock... I miss them, I got separated from them and I don't know where they are. But I like my life with the Rescue Riders, too! I wouldn't trade that for anything!
Me: *sniffles* That was so beautiful... Moving on! Cutter, you must swim without sinking!
Cutter: That's all? Pfft, easy. *dives into water, starts struggling* Ack! Guys! Help- blub...
Aggro: Cutter! No! *dives in and comes up with Cutter on her back*
Me: Not so easy now, huh? Anyways, that was adorable. Burple! What's your favorite type of rock to eat!
Burple: Wait... I have to have a favorite?! I- I- I- *starts to have a panic attack*
Me: Whoa, buddy. *hands him paper bag* Deep breaths. Breathe into that. Deep breaths. You don't have to have a favorite. Though that did answer that question...
Burple: Okay...
Me: Dak and Leyla, you have to act like Magnus to the dragons for a minute.
Leyla: What?!
Dak: Do we have-
Me: YES. Do it.
Leyla: FINE. *sighs and turns to the dragons, puts on haughty face* We don't need more dragons on this island. Hmph! I told you so! I should be chief!
Me: Pfft- ahahahahahaha! That's- priceless-!
Dak: Ugh! You Rescue Runts should just go away!
Me: Okay, minute's up! Magnus, final dare for you!
Magnus: Why am I dreading this...
Me: Be kind to the Rescue Riders!
Magnus: What? For how long?
Me: Well, it's not specified in the dare, so... a whole day!
Magnus: What? Nooo!
Me: And avoiding them doesn't count!
Magnus: Gah! I- uh-
Me: Don't kill yourself over it. Just say something nice. Or better yet, hug one of them!
Cutter: I swear, if he hugs me, I'll bite him.
Magnus: Fine! *marches over to Dak and puts wrists on Dak's shoulders in a sad attempt at a hug* I suppose you're not the worst! *leaves*
Me: Say hi to Axel for me! That was funny.
Dak: I'm going to go take a bath. *shudders*
Me: Okay. Thank you so much for the truths/dares! That's all, folks! Hopefully this will jumpstart the rest of y'all...
Leyla: Who are you talking to?
Me: Nobody! Bye! *leaves*
Seriously, guys! I'd really appreciate more of this!
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Rescue Riders Truth or Dare
RandomHey, there! I'm going to try these out, I hope you like it! Please put questions or dares in the comments. I'll try to update as much as possible. Here goes!
