Torture for All (Remorse for None)

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Me: Ooh, my favorite kinds of dares! *snaps fingers and the Rescue Riders appear* Y'all come here, I got some funsies for ya!

Me: *snaps and the Rescue Riders disappear minus Summer*

Me: Summer, I have a special dare for you!

Meanwhile, in the Roost...

Dak: I'm worried now.

Winger: Me too- gah!

Dak: What?!

Winger: There's an eel in the mirror!

Dak: *looks in mirror* Winger, I only see you and me. Are you feeling okay?

Winger: Yes, I'm fine! I'm telling you, there's an eel looking at me!

Dak: *frowns, concerned* Winger, are you sure you're feeling okay?

Dak: *feels Winger's forehead*

Dak: You don't have a fever...

Winger: I'M NOT HALLUCINATING!

Summer: *bursts through door* Winger, I need to talk to you ASAP!

Winger: Okay...

Winger: *starts moving really slowly*

Summer: Faster! Come on, stop being mean!

Winger: *panics* I can't go any faster! And there's an eel in the mirror!

Summer: What?! Where?!

Dak: There's no eel-

Winger: YES, THERE IS!

Dak: *scoots away* I'm gonna go now...

Dak: *leaves*

Summer: Okay, Winger, I really wanted to tell you that I think you're brave and kind and funny and smart and handsome and I think that I'm in love with you-

Me: And CUT!

Me: *snaps fingers*

Summer: What's happening?

Winger: *is still blushing* You- you don't remember?

Me: NOPE, she doesn't! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll see you guys later!

Me: *disappears*

Me: *reappears at Magnus' house*

Me: Oh, MAGNUS!

Magnus: What do you- oh, it's you. The deformed strange girl who likes to torture me.

Me: While I'm not fond of the 'deformed' comment, you got it! And now I have MORE torture!

Magnus: No, thank you-

Me: *snaps and a collar appears on his neck*

Magnus: That's all? While this is annoying, it's not the worst.

Me: *smirks evilly* Just you wait.

Magnus: *ignores me* AXEL! Get over here, you worthless- ow!

Me: I forgot to mention, that's a shock collar. It shocks you every time you're mean to Axel, who did nothing to deserve your horribleness and was only trying to get accepted.

Magnus: You can't do this!

Me: I can, and I did.

Axel: *comes over* You wanted me, Uncle?

Magnus: Get this horrid girl off my land and make it snappy! Then, make me a coffee right away- ow!

Me: That counts as mean.

Magnus: But I want him to have to work- ow!

Me: *thinks* Apparently, you can't stop being mean to Axel. So, I'm going to help you out. Axel, come on!

Axel: Huh?

Magnus: What are you doing?

Me: Well, this is going to affect you for a week, so I'm giving Axel a vacation. Come on, Axel!

Axel: ...What's a vacation?

Me: Sheesh, that's not good. Come on, I gotta show you something funny! And you can live with the Rescue Riders and myself for a week.

Axel: But they hate me.

Me: They better not, or they get shock collars too.

Magnus: What- you can't just take him- Axel, you horrible- ow!

Me: *grabs Axel, snaps, and disappears*

At the Roost...

Me: Axel's gonna live with us for a week!

Cutter: What? Ugh, fine.

Me: And to make it easier on him- he can now talk to you guys (for a week).

Axel: Wait, really?

Summer: I wanna test this.

Axel: Wait, I understood that!

Summer: Oh, cool!

Aggro: A, you're still holding Axel's hand.

Me: *blushes and lets go* Aah! S-sorry, Axel.

Axel: *blushes* It's okay.

Me: Now, I have something awesome to show y'all!

Leyla: What is it?

Me: *holds up video of Summer confessing and presses play*

Summer: I said that? *blushes*

Aggro: Aah, yes, I SHIP IT SO MUCH!

Winger: *groans* Why?

Summer: Wait, do you not like me?

Winger: What? No! I mean, uh- A, help me!

Me: Gladly!

Me: *shoves the two together so that they're kissing*

Me: Problem solved!

Axel: Um, okay.

Leyla: *giggles* Okay, you were right, that's awesome!

Me: Alright, I've gotta go. Books to read, homework to do. Leyla, Dak, give Axel a tour of the Roost, would ya?

Leyla: Sure!

Dak: Okay...

Me: Perfect! Bye, Axel! *kisses him on the cheek and disappears*

Axel: *touches spot where I kissed him* Did that just happen?

Aggro and Summer: I SHIP IT!

That's all, folks!

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