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"Your Highness, a little something for you if you may~" the radio demon purred while handing the Princess of hell a ticket to a play in cannibal town
"Oh, a play ticket?? Why are you giving me this, al?" She says while glancing at him and the ticket
"As you see, a friend of mine has given me a ticket for a play she is working on. Although, she had decided to give me double the necessary Amount, and I was hoping you'd want to come with?~"
"Ah, sorry Al. But I have a date with vaggie that day." She says while handing him the ticket back "Oh but maybe Angel? He likes a good act."
"He's a porn star, Princess." "Right.. What about husker?"
"He's not very fond of plays~" "Nifty?"
"I'm afraid she'll make a mess of the place..~"
"Then how about my dad! He loves plays! Even if the story is.. Unique to say the least.. "
"Hard pass, Charlie..~"
"Oh please, pretty please go with my dad, al! It's been so long since he last went out , and this could be a great way for you both to be friends! Please..?~" Charlie said while making puppy eyes, which despite the radio demon's strength, reminded him too much of his own daughter.
"Fine, fine. But you have to give it to him for me." The deer demon huffed while handing the ticket back to the princess of hell before misting away into his own shadow
"Yeeeesss!!" She says with a grin before making her way towards her father's room.
"Oh daaaddd!!! I got you something!!" Charlie said excitedly while knocking on her father's door.
Lucifer, who was just about to take a quick power nap opened the door begrudgingly. "What is it, apple pie?"
"I got you these tickets, and I was wondering, right? If you'd want to go. You're free that day too, so it's the perfect time for you to go out more!" She says with a grin
"Oh, sure char. When are we going then?" "No no no, not we. It's just you and Alastor!"
"Ohh,okay me and... Wai— WHAT?!" The king of hell was both shocked and confused by the information. "Why do you have to torture me so, apple pie?" He whined
"Aww come on dad, it's a good way for you both to bond. And it's been a while since you last went out too, pretty please?" The princess said whilst using her puppy eyes. So innocent and adorable. The king of hell just can't say no to that face!
"Fine, fine. But I'm not going to enjoy this." The king grumbled while taking the ticket "Goldilocks and the three cannibalistic bears? What kind of a story is that?"
"Not sure, guess you have to find out yourself, dad" she says with a grin
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"So your daughter hosted this play?" The king asked while walking beside the radio demon. "But of course, she had to keep the children entertained during the war somehow you know?"
"That is true.. But still, Goldilocks and the three cannibalistic bears? Sounds intense for children don't you think..?"
"Remind me again where we are?" The radio demon huffed while looking around "cannibal town.. Right.. "
The king said with a sheepish grin
"Care for a meal before the show, your Highness?" "mmmm, Tell me again where we are?" "Touchè.. "
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"This butcher knife is too big. This butcher knife is too dull. But this butcher knife is just right." The actor for Goldilocks says while holding butcher knives.
The play went on, a musical that cut to the bears hunting in the forest for more bears to eat.
The play was unhinged and entertaining. (To the cannibals at least) and more or less they enjoyed it. With the play ending with Goldilocks and the bears eating bear meat porridge together as a family
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"That was.. Certainly something, Alena.. " the king of hell said to the Red Doe. She simply grinned at his comment and bowed slightly "and I'm grateful to have you here for the show your Majesty."
"Oh, no need for bows" The king said with a warm smile while waving both his hands at her "I'm already seeing you as a great friend and company. Unlike your father.." He grumbled
"Not the first time I heard that" she says with a soft chuckle before her hair was ruffled into a mess by the radio demon himself "Well, little doe, Rossie and I were planning to go for lunch. Wish to join, my dear?"
"Oh yes please, papa!" She says with a grin "Your majesty, let's go" she says while inviting the king
"Oh, oh no thanks. I dont.. Think I'll find the meal here appetizing. " The king said sheepishly "don't worry your majesty, I choose a place that sells normal food too." The cannibal overload said while making her way beside Alastor
"Though it'd be much more entertaining to see you eat human flesh..~" The radio demon murmured while looking away with a slight annoyed grin
"What was that?" "nothing, your Royal shortness~" "why you take that back!!"
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Fanfiction"May I have this moment my lord?~ " The radio demon purred while holding the king of Hell's hand and kissing his knuckles. "Charmer.. " "so I've been told~" It's ironic how I made a promise to myself not to ship alastor with anyone yet here I am...
