Misheard

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'I totally loath you.' She says with a flat voice.

'And I totally loath you too.' He says while mimicking her voice.

She rolls her eyeballs in despair.

'Wait...' One of her friends begins. 'I SHIP IT.'

Her eyeballs roll back in place but swells in size. 'What.'

He turns to her friend. 'WHAT-'

'You guys literally confesses to each other on a daily basis. How're you guys not aware? Like, seriously.' Her friend says.

'DA HELL?!' Both of them shouts out at the exact same moment.

'Ohhhh you've terribly misunderstood us.' She corrects her friend.

'Yeah, it's loath not lOvE.' He goes along.

Her friend halts. 'Wait... so you guys were loathing each other instead of what I was thinking?' Her friend asks.

'Yeah yeah.' She answers, turning her head to him. 'I loath you.'

'And I love you too...' He trails off into a whisper.

'Yeah. See?' She says. 'We hate each other.'

'Okay...' Her friend finishes off the conversation.

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