Akira (me): *comes in riding on a camel*
Dei: Uhh...you know there's a girl stuck to your back right Mr. Camel?
Kisame: Hey, Akira, what's with the camel?
Me: idk, isn't it awesome though?
Itachi: No.
Me: You're no fun itchy *pouts*. What do you think Pinoccio?
Sasori: *looks up from puppet* I told you to stop calling me that.
Me: So-sori.
Sasori: *sighs*
Me: I know you love me!
Dei: We do?
Me: Yes. If you didn't I wouldn't be here.
Hidan: You're only here to cook for us.
Me: Am not! Come on, Mr. Camel, let's leave these weidros (no typo) to think about what they've done.
Dei: What'd we do?
Me: Exactly.
Tobi: SEMPAI!
Me: No! The voices, they've come back! With a vengeance!
Konan: Relax, it's only Tobi.
Me: I know *smiles enthusiastically*. Tobi's a good boy! Come and give me a hug!
Tobi: *runs into room* Akira-chan! Woah? What's with the camel? ITS AWESOME!
Me: I know right? *sticks tongue out at others* TOLD YA SO!
Camel: *rears then runs*
Me: *falls backwards* Ow, my butt. No! Mr. Camel come back!
Kisame: *laughing*
Me: Yeah, that's right. Keep laughing Fishy! It'll be the last thing you ever do.
Dei: *laughs* Kisame she got you good!
Itachi: I'm surrounded by a bunch of idiots.
Me: Yes, yes you are. But we're your idiots and you love us anyway!
Kakuzu: Oh just great! You made me loose count!
Hidan: To bad, so sad.
*random awkward silence*
Me: Awkward turtle *awkward turtle*
Everyone: *looks at me*
Me: Awkward turtle has babies *awkward turtle has babies*
Hidan: Yeah, um...I'm gonna go pray to Jashin *runs out of the riom*.
Me: Don't run with your scythe thingy!
Sasori: I'm going to...my workshop.
Kakuzu: I'm going somewhere to count quietly.
Konan: I think I'll go check on Pien *leave awkwardly*.
Dei: I'll go blow something up, un.
Tobi: I'll come with you Sempai!
Dei: *thinks-now I'll have something to blow up* *evil grin*
Me: Uhhh......Mr. Camel wait up! *chases after mr. Camel.*
Itachi: I'll stay right here *watches random Spanish Soap Opera* *sniff* It's just so sad.
Mr. Camel: 'No! Leave me alone you crazy chick!'
Me and mr camel: *runs off into sunset*
The
End
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idk how funny that was...I was bored and thought of a camel....and this came out.
Don't blame me, BLAME BRIAN (my brain)!!!!
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Akatsuki Randomliciousness
FanfictionJust a bunch of random stuff I thought of that's akatsuki related. XD
