How to kill a gaping bird

Day 1:Color Sticks and Guns

I totally got this hip new diary, so first I'll tell it what my name is, my name is
Becky. Isn't it cute?
So today for school I wore this super cute outfit
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Then I drove to school in this car
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I got it for my 16th birthday. Daddy gave it to me. He said he stole it from work. It suits me perfectly, I call it the becky bus.
Of corse , when I got to school, I took a quick nap in the Becky bus.
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I finally woke up and drove back home.
There was a sunset, so I took a pic and posted it on Instagram.
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I wrote 'The sun shines downward always 🌟" as the caption.
I get back home and put the Becky bus in the bus garage we have.
I see my dad and give him a big hug. I see he has gotten me new make up.
You see, most girl like to use brands of color stick and powders like nyx and Mac, but I like fancier brands like
Crayola and sharpie.
I take them in my hands.
They look a little something like this
✏️✒️✏️✒️ in case you weren't familiar .
Not everyone can indulge in such expensive brands. For powder brands, I like to use flour because they are just so nice and they come from flower plants.
After saying goodnight I go upstairs and sleep.
It's been a hard day and it's dark.
I usually wake up around 3 or 4 pm.
Pretty early.
Lately I have been waking up a lot earlier,around 10 or 11 am, because my silly boyfriend keeps stealing all the blankets.
I get out of bed and brush my hair .
I powder my face and put on my color sticks and then realize , wait, I don't have a boyfriend. Then I realize it's my dog.
My dog looks a little something like this
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It's funny how he matches my personality so much.
Then I call my real boyfriend John.
"Hey Johnny"
"For the last time this is papa johns we deliver pizza"
"Oh your so sweet john"
Then he hangs up. He's so cute.
Then I get on my horse Buffy .
Ok he's actually a trike , 🚴
I just love him. I ride to the hair Salon to get this new trendy hair style, the bobby.
It looks like this
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Yes , that's my boyfriend John.
I want us to twin . When I leave everyone is staring. They clearly are impressed.
I ride home and put on this
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Yes that's princess Diana's crown. Daddy got it from his drug dealer Tiffany .
This is what johns wearing
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Then I see these cheep color sticks in my mom's room . They look like this,
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Then I see this hideous rock thing on her finger and almost throw up.
I mean just look at this 💍
I go to daddy and he has this in his hand
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It's a number stick.
He is going to kill us with it because I know it's a gun because it looks like one.
I thought I was daddy's little angel.
I guess not .
Then I see my brother . I hate him.
He is always taking my fancy color plates and eating them.
This is what color plates look like
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I can't believe him.
He's so hateful and gross
This is what he looks like.
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He tries to tell me that he his in a gang called " back street". He is so funny. I already know that me and him are in a gang together called "Danny and the beast" he made up the name. I Guess I'm the beast? I'm not really sure but oh well I'm still a pig.
I'm pretty sure this is what our logo is
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I think the girl is me.
Cute right? Oh and that's my brother gun.