So today, dads drug dealer Tiffany came by and she gave me another crown.
Wow I must be a princess or something .
I decided to be blond today .
I look a little something like thi-"don't you dare lie to me, you have the money and I know it"
"I don't have it"
"This is gonna hurt"
"Ouch"
That's probably my brother beating someone up for his gang back street
"Beat em hard Danny
That's probably his gang leader
Johnny Parks
He gave me a bruise the other day.
We're basically dating.
"I know you have that money"
Anyway, I look a little something like
This.
👸🏽
"Don't make me shove you up my sisters gap!"
Oh my brother is so silly
"I don't have the mon-"
He hits the guy again.
"Give him the special treatment street dawg"
"Hey becky"
"Hey"
"How's being a fat pig going"
"Great"
He's so sweet.
He's obviously in love.
The other people in their gang are
Aubrey White
Billy McDonald
Sammy canner
And Carter Inglewood
They call him smalls
Their gang looks a little something
Like this
👦🏻💂🏻👱🏽👷🏼👲🏻
Of course , they all have their street names
P B & Johnny
Queens guard
Hit it ferggie
Easy come Easy Go
The man with the yellow hat
Smalls
I'm pretty sure I'm in their gang.I think they call me gaped pig.Its pretty suitable.
Of course, they all have their logos.
🍞
🔱
🎤
🍃
🐒
👶
My logo is this
🐖💨
It matches my personality so well
I helped design their logo.I think.
Actually I think Billy's dad did.
I hear he smokes 10 packs a day.
🔙
Yeah. I'm royalty.
I have my own shower.
It doesn't work sometimes but oh well.
People say that they don't make beds shaped like pigs.
They obviously haven't see my room.
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How to kill a gaping bird
HumorBecky G is a troubled girl with a record low IQ of 23. When she finds 3 girls have been making fun of her wide set gap, She gets violent. Death is involved, but no ones surprised since these violent gaps have violent endings. Praise for "how to kill...
