Pencil: OMG!!!!! This Pizza Night is So Much Fun!!!!!!!
Pen: I Know Right?!!!!!
Eraser: Yeah!! I'm So Glad We Planned This!!!!
Ruby: So Am I!!!!!!!
Voice: SQUEAK!!!!!! SQUEAK!!!!!!!
Pencil: Uhh...What Was that Noise?
Pen: I Don't Know!!!!!
Ruby: I Think it from Under the Couch
The Rest: WHAT?!!!
(A Mouse Start Scurrying Out From Under The Couch)
Ruby: Oh What do you Know?! It's a Small M-
Pen and Pencil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eraser: *Sigh* Should've Seen this Coming...
Pencil: OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!
Pen: ITS A FLIPPING MOUSE!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: *Starts To Giggle* That What I Was Going to Say
Pen: WHAT SO FUNNY RUBY?!!!!!!! THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!!!!!! SOMEONE KILL THIS FLIPPING MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pencil: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MOUSE!!!!!!!!! *Throws a Chair at The Mouse*
Pen: KILL THE MOUSE!!!!!!!! IT WANT'S OUR FLIPPING PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eraser: Ugh Guys Relax! It's Just a Small Mouse
Pen: ERASER!!!!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!! THAT THING IS POISONOUS!!!!!!
Pencil: WERE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF THAT MOUSE!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: OMG!!!! IS HAS TO GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!!! *Starts Recording While Laughing*
Eraser: GUYS!!!!! ARE YOU BEING DEAD SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!!!!!!!!! ITS NOWHERE NEAR OUR PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
Pencil: TO BAD!!!!!!! IT HAS TO DIE!!!!!! *Starts Hitting the Mouse with the Chair*
(The Mouse Jumps on Pen)
Pen: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ON ME!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
Pencil: *Grabs SledgeHammer* WHERE?!!!!!!!
(The Mouse Appears On Pen's Leg)
Pen: THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: WAIT WHAT IF YOU MISS?!!!!!!!
Pen: JUST KILL IT!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
Pencil: ON IT!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: WAIT!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!! WHAT IF YOU-
(Pencil was About to Hit the Mouse off of Pen's Leg with the Sledgehammer)
Ruby: STOP!!!!!!!!!
Pencil: WHAT?!!!!!
Pen: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT MOUSE IS ON ME?!!!!!!!
Eraser: Do You Guys Really want to Kill that Mouse?
Pen and Pencil: YEAH!!!!!!!!
Ruby: But Why Do Want to Kill the Cute Little Mouse?
(The Mouse Jumps On To Ruby's Hands)
Pen: OH SNAP!!!!!! IT JUMPED ON RUBY!!!!!!!!
Pencil: RUBY'S GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!
Eraser: *Sigh* No She Isn't Calm Down
Ruby: Yeah Guys, This Mouse is To Cute to Even try to Hurt Me *Pets the Mouse*
Mouse: Squeak Squeak!!!!
Pen:.......It Squeaked.....IT FLIPPING SQUEAKED!!..........
Pencil: *Dramatically Sobbing*
Eraser: GOD!!!!!!! HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA GO LONG FOR?!!!!!!!
Ruby: *While Petting the Mouse* To Be Honest, I Don't Even Know!!!
Eraser: I JUST WANNA EAT SOME PIZZA ALREADY!!!!!! SO PLEASE CAN WE EAT SOME PIZZA ALREADY!!!!!!! IT'S GONNA GET COLD!!!!!!!!!
Ruby: Okay Okay We'll Eat Some Pizza
Pencil: But I Don't Know About that Mouse Tho!!!
Pen: Me Neither!!!
Mouse: SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!!!!!
Ruby: What's That Little Mouse You Want Some Pizza Too?
Mouse: SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!!!!!!!! *Nods It's Head*
Pen: I KNEW IT WANTED OUR PIZZA!!!!!! WELL OF COURSE IT'S WANTS SOME PIZZA!!!!!!!!!! IT LIKES FLIPPING CHEESE!!!!!!!
Pencil: ACTUALLY IT CAN EAT MORE THAN JUST CHEESE!!!!!!!!
Eraser: OH MY GOD!!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!
Pen: OKAY OKAY!!!!! The Mouse Can Have some Pizza!!!!!
Pencil: YEAH YEAH!!! The Mouse Can Have Some of Our Pizza!!!!
Ruby: YAY!!!! You Hear That Little Mouse You Can Have Pizza With Us!!!!!
Mouse: SQUEAK!!!!!! SQUEAK!!!!! SQUEAK!!!!!!
Pencil: Yeah As Long I'm Not Near It
Pen: Me Neither
Eraser: *Sigh* Lets Just Have Our Pizza
All: Yeah
Mouse: SQUEAK!!!!!
(The 4 Objects Continued Having Their Pizza Night Along with their Little Mouse Joining Them)
The End
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The CrackBook of Random Stories
FanfictionAnother Crackbook That Just Holds Random Stories This Does Not Contain Any Comics Not Even One This CrackBook Holds Scripted Stories This Crackbook also Holds a lot of Crossover Fanfiction
