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Buying a Guy Some Girly Stuff

Pencil: Well I'm Just Saying, If She Ever Wants Do Something like That, Why Can't you Just Learn it first?

Ruby: You Do Make a Point

Taco: Yeah, Just Why Did She Have to Impersonate Someone?

Pencil: I Know That Movie was Just So Off, Even Match is Questioning That Scene

Ruby: I Bet She is

Eraser: *From Downstairs* BRO!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Pen: *From Downstairs Laughing* WHAT THE HECK IS WHAT?!!!! IT'S JUST STUFF!!!!!! *Laughing Uncontrollably*

Taco: Hey What's Going On Down There?

Ruby: I Don't Know

Pencil: I Suggest We Find out

(They Start Going to Downstairs)

Eraser: DUDE!!!!!!! ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!! TAKE THEM BACK!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Pen: Take What Back?!!!!! These Cute Stuff I Got For You?!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Eraser: STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pencil: Hey What's Going on?

Taco: Yeah Cuz We Heard Screaming

Eraser: Well...APPARENTLY PEN THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO BUY ME STUFF THAT GIRLY FLIPPING GIRLS WOULD BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ruby: Oh...Really?

Eraser: YEAH I MEAN WHAT THE HECK BRO WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH ALL THESE GIRLY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!

 Pen: *Laughing* I'm Sorry Eraser I Didn't Know They Were That Girly HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pencil: Welp, Boys will Be Boys

Eraser: Yeah Whatever Pencil....AND BACK TO YOU PEN!!!!!!!! STOP FLIPPING LAUGHING AND TAKE THEM BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Pen: Oh You Really Want Me To?

Eraser: YES!!!!!!!!!

Pen: Okay...But you Got to Wear Them First

Eraser: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taco: Oh Shoot

Ruby: Nah

Pencil: This is Gonna Get Crazy

Eraser: YOU CAN'T BE DEAD SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pen: I Said What I Said, Wear Them Or I Don't Take Them Back

Eraser: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! FINE!!!!!!! *Grabs the Bag Filled with Girly Stuff* I'LL WEAR THEM BUT I PROMISE YOU, YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Walks Off*

Pen: Yeah Right!

Taco: I Think this is Going too Far

Pencil: Yet Still Satisfying *Takes Out Popcorn*

(Eraser Comes back wearing all the Girly Stuff)

Eraser: OKAY I DID IT!!!!!!! HAPPY NOW?!!!!!!!

Pen: Yeah.....VERY *Starts To Laugh*

(The Girls Begin to Laugh Too)

Eraser: OH ALL OF YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THIS IS FUNNY HUH!!!!!!!

Pen: OF COURSE IT'S FUNNY!!!! YOU'RE GUY WEARING GIRLY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Eraser: Hmmm....Now That You Mention It...You Wear Some Too!!!!

Pen: *Stops Laughing* Y.....You.....You Can't Be Serious Right Now!!!!!!!!

Eraser: I'm Sorry Bro I Did Your Dare Now you do Mine!!

Pencil: Now this is Getting Crazy

Ruby: Got That Right!!

Eraser: So What is it Bro? You Gonna Do It?

Pen: MMMM.....OKAY I'LL DO IT!!!!!! *Grabs The Stuff* Even though I Shouldn't have! *Walks off*

Taco: I Think Is Definitely going way too Far

(Pen Comes Back Wearing the Rest of the Girly Stuff)

Pen: OKAY HAPPY NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Eraser: Well Yeah.......SINCE YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR KARMA BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts Laughing*

(The Girls Starts To Laugh Too)

Pen:.........Well......I Guess........You.....Got Me.....Real...Good *Was in Tears*

Eraser: Uhh...Bro? I...

(Pen starts Walking Away In Tears About to Cry)

Eraser: DUDE Wait!!! I-

(Pen was Already Out the Door)

Taco: I Knew this Would Happen...

Eraser: Did I Take this a Little Bit Too Far?

Pencil: Yeah

Ruby: You Kinda Did

Taco: Yeah Very?

Eraser: Oh...

Pencil: But Is Was Pretty Fun-

(Ruby Elbows Pencil)

Pencil: OW!!!!! JEEZ!!!! But Still That was A Little Too Far

Ruby and Taco: Yeah

(Eraser is Now Ashamed of Himself)

Ruby: I Think you Should Talk this Out With Him

Pencil: Yeah, A Little Bro To Bro Talk

Taco: Yeah I Agree

Eraser: I guess you guys are right

(Eraser Begins to Walk Outside, He Soon Finds Pen)

Pen: *Sobbing*

Eraser: Umm...Pen?

Pen: *Sadly* What to You Want now? Let Me Guess, To Laugh At Me Some More?

Eraser: *Sigh* No...

Pen: Huh?

Eraser: I Just Wanted to Say That I'm Sorry

Pen: What?

Eraser: Yeah Apparently...I Took it A Little Bit Too Far...

Pen: Well I'm Sorry Too

Eraser: Friends?

Pen: Friends

(They Begin to Shake Hands And Hugged)

(The Girls were Watching)

Pencil: I Guess that Worked Out

Taco: Yeah

Ruby: Such a Happy Moment

The End