A normal girl reincarnates into a novel that she read, where SKZ and BTS are her brothers, while some idols are going to be her cousins, like in my other stories.
The main lead is going to be a fictional character. Basically, it's her story. How is...
He was about to tell her when someone lightly smacked him from behind, and then the light spread all over the room. Sooha just closed her eyes due to the sudden brightness.
"Child," another male voice, but it wasn't deep like Demise's, but warm. She slowly opened her eyes.
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" A fallen angel...a beautiful man," her jaw dropped as she held her heart while speaking.
" You...the person who is saying my dad, are you planning to take me now? I mean, you don't have to give me a heart attack by showing handsomely beautiful men," Sooha said, her eyes fixated on the man in front of her.
" Stupid...you little brat, you are eyeing every man...a lusty soul of yours," before Demise could say more, the other person shot a glare at him and smiled towards Sooha.
" Hi little one, I'm Phanes...in short, the mortals call me Life."
" Huh? You are Life?" Sooha asked as he nodded.
" Honey, what are you doing here? You aren't supposed to be here, you know," Demise whispered in a slow tone, as if he was scared of him.
" Did you think you would be the only one who is excited to meet her?" Phanes asked, looking at him.
"Honey? Did this fucking death call a handsome man honey...the life and death are gay? If this true, then this so-called father is cheating on my unknown mother," Sooha thought.
Then the man, called himself Life, came towards Lana and gently held her in his arms.
"Forget unknown mother, you deserved better. I will make sure these two will break up, and I will be with this angel. No, I mean Life," Sooha thought and wrapped her tiny arms around him, smirking at Demise.
"Honey, our girl is horny," Demise shouted, pointing at Sooha.
"Of course, she takes after you. Don't worry, my child, your father is a brat," Phanes said, patting her gently.
"So, your name is Phanes, and you are Life, and this person (pointing at Demise) is Death of this world, am I right?" Sooha asked, acting innocently, rolling her eyes at Demise who is glaring at her.
"Ohh...dear...you are so brave and intelligent. You must take after me," Phanes said warmly as he kissed sooha's cheeks.
"Guys, I'm done now. I can die peacefully. No... I don't want to die. This jerk death is right in front of me, glaring at me. I never knew death had a crush on life... haha, no wonder he is so awesome. So warm. If he comes again and again to visit me, I will make him mine."
"Before eyeing him, listen, you dirty-minded brat. The person holding you is also your dad... he gave you birth," Demise shouted. Sooha widened her eyes like sockets and looked at Phanes. He nodded while holding her more closely.
"It feels so great holding you after millions of years," Phanes replied.
"Got it. From now on, every handsome man will be my dad, but not a sugar daddy... Why the hell do people I start to like turn into my dads?"
"How the heck can a man give birth? And you both of you are gay? Is this novel an omegaverse? I never knew."
"Oh, little princess, your tiny head thinks too much. No wonder you are my child," Phanes said, cupping her cheeks as she pout.
"She is my daughter too... and my dear daughter, you forgot we are not mortal beings, nor do we have bodies like mortals, neither faces. We are everywhere in everything, we don't have genders like mortals; we can be anyone, anywhere, and we came in mortal form so you could see us," Demise replied.
"Genderless people can create babies? Of course, those are death and life; they can do whatever they want."
"Guys, I have a question. If I'm your daughter, then why am I like this? I mean, I'm mortal or something as you said, but shouldn't I also have powers and all that stuff?" Sooha asked curiously.
"Gosh, you definitely take after me... well, there are lots of things which we can't explain to you right now because, my baby, you are too weak and small. But by the time you will understand everything, and we will not hesitate to tell you. Until then, don't ask such questions, darling," Phanes said as he put her on the bed in a sleeping position.
" "Oh dear... it's time for you to wake up. We will talk later," with that, both of them vanished, giving her kisses on her cheeks.
"Wait, you handsome dads!" she shouted, but unfortunately, she found herself in her bed.
"Did I fall asleep and that was my dream? What a stupid and unnecessary dream. I seriously thought death and life are guys, and I'm their child. Seriously, too much for my little brain. Anyway, they were so handsome. Get a grip, Shin Hari. You should focus on what to do next," she thought and went to the washroom.
Time skip
Kindergarten
God, should I break the necks of stupid kids? Why are they nagging me like I'm some kind of bully or something? I guess my parents have punished that girl's family to make me hurt, but that doesn't matter here. Those stupid kids are so annoying and more horny, dirty-minded little chicks. I wonder how original Sooha managed this again; she was just three, probably tagging them along. For now, just sit beside Jeongin, my baby brother, who only thinks about how to eat with his big mouth.
"Hey, Sooha, did you hear that Mina broke up with Jinwoo?" a three-year-old girl came near Sooha and whispered in her ear.
"So?"
"Do you know why they broke up? Because Mina got another boyfriend. His name is Wonwoo, who gave her two pencils and four erasers," she replied without looking at Sooha's irritated face.
"What the hell... heaven?" Okay, now Sooha got interested in it.
"Yes, it's true. Jinwoo was crying because they were together since five days ago... he even gave her chocolate, ice cream, and his favorite pen."
" Ohh "
" Well sooha did you found a attractive boy" she asked sooha
" I'm not interested in children I'm interested in daddies" she whispered.
" Me too...me too I gonna grow up and snach my dad from mom and marry him" the girl said
" Same here but I have more options"
" More options?"
" Don't tell anyone okay..I have three dad's" sooha whispered.
(Okay guys enough with this shit next time I will properly make more logical episode until then
