Sigma's guide to wanting to explode

reason to 💥3 : The cheese incident.

A/N: the gang expands , we have honorary member Dazai this time.

Sigma , Dazai , fyodor , Nikolai and Bram mmmm

Also , like always , this actually happened lol send help

Oh and minor implied sigzai cuz dazai (the person dazai is based on) is my wife 😋😋

This was hell. Sigma was convinced.

What had started as cheese from his food falling on the floor , had ended up with everyone at the table chucking the cheese at eachother. Honestly, he hoped with how smart Fyodor and Dazai were supposed to be they would put 2 braincells together amd stop , but no.

It ended up with 2 random slices of cheese being chucked aimlessly.

Actually , they decided to pretend the cheese was a fucking bomb (and honestly, it's started to feel like a weapon to Sigma) and continue to chuck it around with someone yelling a countdown.

How the frick did they end up adding pressure onto a game about chucking cheese?

Regardless of that , the first person to go out was Fyodor. He didn't seem to care either way.

And then Sigma was which , to be fair , he was pretty glad about.

And then Dazai , which left Bram and Nikolai..

But then they never finished the game in the end so , flip that.

Sigma honestly had to rethink why he still hung out with them. (And he couldn't really think of a good reason, though he had married Dazai..)

So , what had started as one slice of cheese had ended up with like , all of the cheese in his lunch on the table.

God he hated this.