The Lego Movie: Everything is Awesome!

Prologue

Our story begins with a...Volcano.

The volcano rumbled and explodes. Near that, two guards are seen in a chamber guarding a coffin of some kind.

Then, an elderly dark skinned man with yellow eyes, carrying a staff enters the scene. He has white, long hair and a beard that is braided near the end. His white robe is open to reveal a tye-dye shirt and blue jeans. He also sports an orange headband.

"He is coming. Cover your butts."

"Cover our what?" The guards questioned. A second later, the doors swung opened and a tall figure strolled in with robots behind him.

A middle aged man that wears a set of sinister-looking armor over it. The breastplate of the armor is black and engraved with a necktie-like ornament. He wears a massive horned headgear, of which the horns spit fire, and has extendable mechanical stilts on his legs, which he uses to appear taller.

What a great name. I guess 'Emperor Smarts' or 'General Know it all' was already taken.

"Vitruvius."

"Lord Business." Vitruvius growled.

"I'm quite impressed. You've guarded the Kragle well, old timer." He chuckled. "Hand over the Kragle and I'll leave you alone." He ordered.

The old wizard stood his ground, gripping his staff. "Never." He growled.

Lord Business groaned exasperatedly, throwing his head back. "So dramatic. Very well, Robots, destroy him!" He sent his army after the old man.

"Your robots are no match for a Master Builder," He dodges every laser attack they threw at him.
"My eyes see everything-Aah!" As if on cue, one robot shot the laser at his eyes,

He was thrown back, he grunts picking himself off of the ground. "My eyes..."

"Ha-ha! Yes! Nothing's gonna stop me now!" Lord Business goes to the coffin and opens it, revealing a container that reads "KRAGLE."

"Now I have the most powerful weapon in the world ever to exist." He laughed. He then did a little victory dance. "Go business, go business~!" He sang.

"Wait, t-there is a prophecy..." Vitruvius said wearily.

"Ugh, now there's a prophecy." Business said sarcastically.

"About the Piece of Resistance." He continued.

"Oh, yes, yes," Lord Business sneered. "The so-called Piece of Resistance that can magically stop the Kragle."

Suddenly, his eyes turned pure white, and glowed.

One day a talented lass or fellow.

A Special One with face of yellow

Will make the Piece of Resistance found

From its hiding refuge underground

And with a noble army at the helm,This Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm

And be the greatest, most important, most interesting person of all times

All this is true because it rhymes.

"Oh, uh huh sure, That was a great and inspiring legend that you MADE UP!" He kicked him over the edge of a cliff. "Don't let the fall hit you on the way down."

He walks away in a small huff, "A Special One? What a bunch of hippie, dippie, baloney."