Dear Shitty Dazai

Dazai is a little shit

WARNINGS: smut if you don't like don't read

"Fuck"...Chuuya says. He's been pacing around for nearly an hour now. 

"That damn bastard...why do I still want him..he left me for fucks sake."

Chuuya flops onto the bed. It's been a few weeks since Chuuya has seen Dazai in 7 whole years. He's been realizing that he really wasn't getting over him.

You're pathetic..

"Shut up Arahabaki" he grumbles

It's not a lie... who is still pining over the same man for over 7 years..

"...Shut up" sighs grabs his phone and rolls over on the bed.

Chuuya is currently staring at the contact he has had saved and not touched for a while.

"Mackerel"

"Should I text him...." "no get a grip Chuuya you're over him and thats that" banging his head on the wall.

Like hell thats true..

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"  Chuuya yells. 

....He stares at his phone contemplating. *sighs Chuuya seemingly gives up.

"Dear shitty Dazai..." He starts to type. "Can you come over?" He hits send and lets out a breath.

Dazai POV: 

"But Kunikiiiddaa kuuunn~" Dazai is skipping off work again and Kunikida isn't having it. "DAMN IT DAZAI EITHER YOU DO WORK OR GET OUT"

"YAYYY THANKS KUNIKIDAAA"

Kunikida grumbles "Suicidal freak never doing his work"

Dazai is whistling when se suddenly gets a ping from his phone. "Hmm~"

*Slug sent a new message

"The chibi sent a new message~"

"Hehe lets see what he wants this time~"

Chuuya POV:

"When is he coming?" he asks himself. He soon hears someone trying to pick his lock.

"Of course he can't just open the door like a regular person" Chuuya grumbles. 

The door swings open to reveal Dazai in all his glory. "Hiii chibi~ did ya miss me?" Dazai says while smirking.

"Shut up you crazy bastard"

"Sooo why did the chibi call me here~ Did he miss me that much~"

"No of course not!" (denial is a river in Egypt chuuya😔)

Dazai smirks "Oh i think you did otherwise why would you call?"

....."well"

"Awwww did my little hatrack miss me?~" 

"...." Chuuya sighs "maybe.."

Dazai smirks again and moves closer to Chuuya. Chuuya blushes and moves back until he is pressed into a wall.

Pins him to the wall. "Little chibi~ do you want me that much~?"

Chuuya blushes and closes his eyes. "Hmm~ I see~" Dazai smirks as he pressed himself onto Chuuya's body.

Dazai moves his face closer to Chuuya's as he carefully slotted his lips onto his own. Chuuya moaned slightly into the kiss. They stayed like that for around a minute before breaking apart for air a string of saliva connecting their mouths.

"I missed you too chibi~"