WARNINGS: why am i even doing these at this point smut
By now Chuuya was a moaning mess underneath Dazai. "D-dazaiiii"
"H-hmm~" Dazai was smirking seductively despite being slightly worn out. "Wanna cum"
Ya see what I mean when I say you are both a slut and whore
ARAHABAKI FUCKING LEAVE
Dazai grins "Not yet little hatrack" He grabs Chuuya's dick and presses the tip to stop him from coming.
"D-dazai p-please" "I said later" Dazai groaned in satisfaction at Chuuya's soft whimpers. He kept pushing in and pulling out.
Dazai's thrusts are slowly picking up and becoming more and more frantic. "D-D-DAZAII"
"Come for me Chuuya" Chuuya moans as he is released and fluid spills all over staining the bedsheets.
They both rode their high as they were calming down from the energy. "How was that for a welcome back Chuuya~"
"S-shut up you damn ass" Chuuya stutters out still calming down. "But chibii~ it was your a-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" Dazai giggles. "You look so cute like this chibikko~" Chuuya's face erupts in a dark shade of crimson red. "S-shut up n-no i'm not"
I heard this entire shenanigan and you both were fucking loud
ARAHABAKI YOU FUCKING ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITCH FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU GOT NO FRIENDS CONSIDERING HOW YOU LIVE IN MY BODY AND TRY TO TAKE CONTROL EVERY MONTH AT LEAST TWICE
damn...what a rant
Dazai is laughing now "Ne Chibi is Arahabaki being a bitch again, i can see your little cute face all distorted in discomfort." Chuuya grumbles something incoherent about both Dazai and Arahabaki being unfair bitches.
Dazai gets off of the bed to go clean up as chuuya follows. "Sooo how was it Chibi~"
Chuuya blushes once again remembering what they had just did. "It was fine"
"Oh I think it was more than just fine slug~" "Shut your mouth"
"What about that time in the Port Mafia basement on the stairs hmm~" Chuuya flushes red remembering what happened that day with his rich girl impression.
"What was it again... Oh yea" Dazai lets out a laugh as he is winding up his bandages. "NeXt TiMe YoU wOn'T bE sO lUcKy"
true true....you were quite pathetic
NOW DON'T YOU START YOU FUCKING WHORE
...who's the whore here
SHUT THE FUCK UP
They both start to get ready for the day with Dazai forcing Chuuya to help him with some of his bandages. "Hey slug"
"mm?" "That was fun do you think we could do it again soon~?"
Chuuya (once again) Flushes a deep red "S-sure bastard just not anytime soon or i'll beat your ass"
Dazai fake pouts "But chibii~~ I thought it was you getting your ass b-" Chuuya socks him in the stomach before he could finish.
"Owww Chuuya~" he whines
...Geez he is just as bad as you
....I'm not even going to say anything this time Dazai goes out of the bathroom fully dressed and in his work clothes with Chuuya trailing behind him.
..."And remember Chuuya.. with great power.. comes great need to take a nap"
"..IS THAT A FUCKING PERCY JACKSON REFERENCE" Dazai giggles as he runs out the door. Chuuya sighs and starts making his way over to the Port Mafia.
When he gets there he notices a few soldiers staring at him weirdly. "Tf are you looking at" He growls.
As he makes his way to his office he bumps into Higuchi who looks at him once and squeals,
"KYAAA WHO IS IT" "...who is what"
She points to his neck where a bunch of hickeys are still visible. ...Chuuya turns beet red
"NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS GO BACK TO WORK HIGUCHI"
"But sirr" Chuuya sighs in exasperation "I said go"
She pouts but leaves him alone to his own devices. Chuuya sighs again and continues making his way to his office.
*Mackerel
Hey idiot
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Dear Shitty Dazai
FanfictionA few weeks after the Port Mafia Basement incident, Chuuya realizes he still loves Dazai....
