After the day the bear and the skunk became friends they tried to go camping in the knothole woodlands the bear used his mighty strength to get the woods from the trees which as the skunk helped start the fire as farty dropped the wood the skunk named smelly started to light a match then he got his butt ready and started to fart in it causing a gassy fiery fart explosion to light the campfire as it was dark the two had fun telling stories cracking jokes and blasting butt belches in all smells and sizes and when they got hungry they got to cooking chilli was rooting tooting baked beans and after they ate what felt like 10 pots of chilli they got so full they kept belching and farting what felt like hours and as soon they got ready for bed they got into farty's cave as the bear snuggled with his little skunk buddy the skunk cutely hugged his big brown fur and farty wanted to pull one more fart joke he asked smelly to pull his finger before bed and as the skunk did the let out a long stinky one and the skunk slept peacefully nighty night sleep tight dream of baked beans tonight
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the adventures of Farty the grizzly Vol. 1
Humorjust a couple of stories about a fictional grizzly bear that I write daily