Anonymous

Prologue

I'm going to share a secret with you. My name. My name is Malda Vanvir. That may not seem like a secret but you have no idea just how precious my name is - protect it with you life!

Let me guess, right now you're trying to guess how to pronounce my name. Well it's pronounced 'Mehl-dah Van-veer'. And now you're thinking where does that come from?

Well, I'll tell you; you see both my parents were bad ass' but they had a obsessive and admittedly creepy fetish for all things Elvish, which also sadly meant half the time they spoke in Elvish to one another. And this also lead to me having Elvish as my first language, meaning I thought in Elvish and had to translate everything into Elvish if someone spoke to me in English.

I know, it's overly geeky and nerdy. But that's how they named and nurtured me, and to be honest it makes me proud to be so unusual, compared to most conventional names and families that is.

Okay, we're getting off track. Before I go into detail about my life there are a few things you should know about both me and my family.

I am a hybrid. And my parents are dead.