Don Man-ship

6

XANII'S POV

Jah know dawg dem man ya fool yf !
Like a cow dem born backa.

"Yo, awah happen?" Mikey asked while we rushed to get the girls bag in the trunk.

" Youth dem from round d lane gone pick war with top road man dem ova waa idiot gyal" I hissed my teeth.

"A bet mi guh dung guh drop two fat shot between dem eye since as dem nuh waa hear" I argued.

"Chill bro, it naafi guh suh far. Just gi dem a warning n mek dem know seh if it happen again yaa dirt dem, zeen?" Mikey explained.

" Unuh can stop mek mi get sumn fi eat on the way plz, Mikey just come taste up mi mouth n mean wid d food" Lee complained while she cut her eyes at me.

I noded then pulled out of the parking lot.

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LEE'S POV

Mi nuh know why dis man come a rush we suh ino like a we mek him idiot ppl dem nuh listen and guh do fuckry. See like how mi still hungry.

Me and Kalee round a back a watch video pon uncle Derrick internet and mek I tell you. A bare laugh we round here a laugh after d comments dem on this specific video.

An hour has passed and it look like dem figet seh mi hungry- speaking of hungry mi see Mr.man pull over into a gas station.

"Wah unuh want?" He asked no one in particular.

"If dem have loaded fries mi want it with extra cheese and bacon and a cran splash if not two cheese patty" I said

"Mi Want a jumbo hot dog with no mustard and extra cheese and a Pepsi" Kalee added

"Waa cold beer" Mikey said handing him a 5 thousand dollar bill. Xanii look at it then at him and kiss his teeth then came out of the car.

Dah man ya feisty nf 😆 🤣

Few minutes later I saw him walking out with a bag looking very much like the miserable man he tends to be.

He handed the bag to me and continued on his journey. I handed the hot dog and Pepsi to kalee took out my loaded fries and guess wah d man buy same way - d two patty.

I handed the bag to Mikey and he took out his beer while he thanked his friend.

" The cinnamon roll a fi u" he said to him.

Mikey buss out a laugh replying " yk ya real g, how yuh know seh a dis mi rate outta all a d pastry stuff dem?" He inquired.

"Memba a from box truck days mi know u ino bad man" he said taking a quick glance at him and chuckled.

When mi seh d fries nice it NOICE bad bad bad.  Finger licking GOOD mah tell yuh bwoii. I fell asleep right after I finished eating caaz nigeritis did a beat mi fi six.

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I felt someone shaking me out of my sleep.

"Wake up lazy gyal we reach" Kalee said slapping my thigh.

I groaned while rubbing the sleep from my eye. Sitting up I started to take in my surroundings- oh a mi yard mi deh.

I got out of the car and saw him and Mikey coming around with our bags.

"Yuh feel yuh cute, come pull the grill dem mek mi put down dem heavy bag ya" Mikey complained with annoyance written all over him.