SMG4 Fanisode: Mario Goes To Walmart To Buy A New TV

SMG4: Mario's Desert Bus

As Mario still begged and pleaded to not go to Walmart with SMG4, the rumbling engine of a car sprung to life. "There's no getting out of this, Mario. If you wanna watch TV, you gotta get a new one." SMG4 Said.

...So with a Fat Italian throwing a toddler-sized tantrum, the car peeled away and into the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom. For the first few minutes, Mario did nothing but complain about how bored he was. SMG4 growled before saying "Well if you're so bored, how about you turn on the radio?" Mario thought for a while, eyes croosed in reverse before yelling "Okie-Dokie!" and turning it on. Of course being SMG4's car, his playlist consisted of either meme songs, or a selection of WOTFI raps. Mario decided to go with All Stars from Smash-Mouth. "Huh, that's actually a pretty good choice!" SMG4 said happily while bopping along.

Many grueling hours later, Mario and SMG4 found themselves in the middle of the desert. Just a desolate road with no sign of civilisation for miles. Just them, the road, and the sand. They were so inconceivably bored that they were both shaking, itching for something to do. Out of nowhere, Mario said "You know what? Im'a drive beacause you're too slow!" as he leaned over and grabbed the wheel. "Mario, No! We both know you can't drive!" SMG4 exclaimed in a now distressed tone. "Welcome to Mario Kart!" yelled the plumber in red as he sped down the road, making "Nyoom" sounds along the way. "MARIO STOP! YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THA-" SMG4  yelled before they both came into a crash collision with another driver. Their car spun out of control, off the road and into a rock. "Aww, my ass!" Mario exclaimed in pain as the car collided.

After a brief moment of shock, SMG4 turned to Mario and CALMLY  told him "MARIO YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! NOW LOOK, WE'RE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!" SMG4 was basically hyperventilating out of anger by now. Unfortunately, his frustration was only met with a "Womp Womp" from the plumber. He grabbed a bat out of thin air (Probably his ass) and swung it into Mario's face, decapitating him. His head flew into the horizon, eventually sticking to a prickly cactus. Even from far away, SMG4 still heard Mario's painful screams. 

(Credit to Regular User for the SFX)

After Mario regained his head, him and SMG4 looked around. All they saw were rocks, sand, and that one tumbleweed to show how desolate they were. "Don't-a worry, SMG4," Mario suddenly said, "Ima just wave down a passerby and we'll be on our-a way in no time!" Mario approached the side of the road and stuck his hand out. Then he waited...

And waited...

And waited...

And wait- Oh look someones there.

The car screeched to a halt and the window rolled down to see... SMG3?

"What are you losers doing out in the desert? I thought you were getting a new TV?!" The Ex-Villain said. Smg4 replied. "Well, SOMEONE crashed our car and now we're stranded. Say, could you possibly give us a lift to Walmart?" "Hmm, let me think... NO! HAHAHAHA!" SMG3 shouted before speeding off. "Great, now what?!" SMG4 exclaimed in anger. Just then, as if by a miracle, a bus stopped infront of the two. "Hop in fella's!" Said Kermit The Bus Driver "Okie Dokie!" Said the two as they piled onto the bus, sitting down. "Welp, I guess we just wait now!" SMG4 said to a now (already?!) sleeping Mario. And so they waited...

And waited...

And- Oh who am I kidding this joke is already too old. Let me rewind.

...And so with a sleeping plumber next to him, SMG4 sat back and relaxed as the Desert Bus drove off into the sunset.

(636 Words for those interested)