Driver: (offscreen) You want me to drop you two off here?
Loona: Oh! Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. we, uh haven't been here before.
[Loona and Y/n steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone.]
Loona: Hey, I'm here
Loona: Oh shit
Loona: *here, sry :)
[Loona looks around nervously until Vortess calls out to her.]
Vortess: Loo-naaa!
Vortess: Hey, girl! Glad you could make it!
Loona: Tess! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.
[Vortess looks beside Loona.]
Vortess: Hey! it's you from the beach.
Y/n: Ya that's me.
Vortess: It's great to have you here.
[The two walk into the party, where the party is taking place.]
Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new faces!
[Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.]
Vortex: You want a...drink or anything?
Loona: Oh, uh... sure! Totally...
[Loona drops her fake smile.]
Y/n: You ok?
Loona: YA... ya I'm fine.
Y/n: You sure, You seem like you're uncomfortable.
Loona: Im fine.
[Loona looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.]
Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."
Dalmatian Hellhound: That is so, not fetch!
Vikki: Not fetch!
[Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.]
Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha...
Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?
Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah.
Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?
Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.
Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?
[Loona growls in response.]
Loona: Why do you still have that?
Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.
[Loona growls even more at her.]
Vikki: Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now.
Y/n: Well, maybe it's 'cus she's in the presence of a massive bitch!
[The word making everyone else gasp in disapproval. as Loona face palms.]
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The Sorcerer killer in hell (Male Toji reader x Helluva Boss) (On Hiatus)
HumorAfter being killed Y/N finds himself in hell he gets a job killing people up on Earth, but making a few "friends" along the way.
