Spring Broken

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[The scene starts with Blitza and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]

Blitza: I love this song ! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- demon with the uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitza , looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Y/n is sitting between Moxxie an Millie, Moxxie covers her ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.]

Blitza: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]

Blitza: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]

Blitza: Oh, shit! Fu-

[Blitza slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitza turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]

Blitza: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

[Blitza pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]

Blitza: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitza lowers the megaphone, shocked.]

Blitza: Oh, shit! Verosika!

[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]

Verosika: Blitz-a

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Verosika: Blitz-a.

Blitza: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...

[Blitza falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]

Blitza: ...three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Blitza: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".

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