hazbin hotel story // lucifer x reader //English//

chapter 2 Commercial

You stand in front of the TV with Alastor to show Vaggie and Charlie the advert that Alastor made.

You don't understand the technology behind it, so Alastor had to do everything.

veggie is very upset about what Alastor has done and Charlie tries to talk it up as usual: "We want people to want to come here, this makes it look..."

Charlie hesitates and Vaggie interjects "Bad the word you're looking for is bad" You laugh slightly at Charlie's uncertainty and then Alastor says "Funny I was going for hilarious" Vaggie seems to be getting angry at you and Alastor "Saving demons from extinction isn't funny!" Charlie agrees with Vaggie "Yeah, the sinners need to know we want to help " Alastor then says something like this: The radio is better than TV, but you don't even listen anymore because you're trying to understand how the TV works.

As Alastor taps his microphone on the TV, you're back with your attention "Fun?" you ask, "when I was alive, we had to read and write and not everyone could do that either" Vaggie stands on the couch where she and Charlie are sitting "when you two came here a week ago, you wanted to help! Instead, you mocked us! No one will come here if two powerful overlords think you're all a waste of time!"

You try to defend yourself and say "I don't even have a clue how it all works with technology." How am I supposed to do something like that? alastor did it all"

Before anyone could say anything, Angel Vaggie asks annoyed "What?", Angel just smiles and says "For a commercial, they should take the celebrity you have lying on your couch."

You say, slightly confused, "Aren't you a porn star?" Angel says more serbically "A famous porn star, the horniest demons would come here to get a good spanking."

You roll your eyes and Vaggie says annoyed "We don't shoot porn as a commercial" Angel asks "Why not sex sells" You just say "And then where's your money?"

But Angel ignores it and continues "If you film me with those two creepy horror faces, you'll be swamped with guests." You literally scream "fuck no!" and Alastor just laughs in disgust.

Charlie is certainly overwhelmed by the offer, "Angel, I don't want to interpret you..."

Angel just retorts "Honey, this body was made to be exploited, I have the arms, I have the stamina, I have the legs, I have the lung capacity, I have the LEGS!" You stop listening and stand behind Alastor while you try to touch his microphone.

When he notices this he takes his mic away from you "Darling don't touch my stuff I know in your time there was no such thing but leave my property" As Charlie walks away because her mobile phone is ringing, angel asks "If the horror figure and the grin face are so powerful why don't you just force the demons to join in?"

alastor says "Oh believe me and see if I can", as he says this you look down at him and notice that his antlers are getting bigger.

You just reply "What good would it do the hotel if they have slaves here?"

husk says annoyed "Why do you think I'm here?" Do you really think I like listening to you wankers puking your guts out while I polish the flats? If he didn't make me do it"

niffty speaks up as she appears beside husk behind the bar and enthusiastically says, "I like being forced."

You look at niffty and ask "Shouldn't you keep that sort of thing to yourself?"

While better angel husk asks "what don't you like being with me whiskers?"

"Call me whiskers again and I'll ram the flat down your throat," husk yells at angel, but Angel stays in his horny mood "Ohhh kinky na come on, let me hear something dirty."