You wake up after your second alarm.
2 out of 5.
Not bad.
You get ready for work. Nothing special.
Shower, breakfast, keys and go.Nothing of note happens at work. Boss is still an ass, coworkers are still loud an annoying, coffee machine is still broken, and work is still mind-numbing...
The hours crawl by... You're falling asleep at your desk.
10 minutes to go...God this is exhausting...9...8...7...6...You were just watching the seconds crawl by on the clock by now...Looking back at your work would surely make you vomit.
5...4...3...2...1...
You got up and had to try to not sprint to your car.
You were out and on your way home.
You blasted your favorite music, because why not?You got back. You dropped your stuff and ran over to your computer and booted it up.
A familiar axolotl was there to greet you.
Norman: "Hello, [User]!" The antivirus greeted happily.
Y: "Hey Norman."
Norman: "How've you been?"
Y: "Same as always"Norman: "Anything happen at work?"
Y: "Not really...Still wanna punch my boss in his stupid face..."
Norman: "But that won't get you anything good."
Y: "I know..."
You smiled evilly as you got an idea.
Norman: "...I don't like that look." They looked at you sternly.
Y: "Relax! I'm just gonna draw!"
Norman: "Draw what, [User]?"
Y: "Idk...Maybe him dead"
Norman: "[User]! That's not!- Ugh...Fine. But don't post it. Knowing your luck, he'll find it and fire you."
Y: "Yeah, yeah..."
You happily drew your heart out.
(We're done for now.)
YOU ARE READING
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HumorMy first fic Forgive me for my poor english No smut will be entirely platonic sillies.