The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (Genderend Insert)

Welcome to Heck

The scene changes to a different part of the forest as Emily, Rex and the raptors make their way across a big log. Emily hums a tune as the raptors chirp in tune with her before Rex turns to Emily.

Rex: "Do you have to sing?"

Emily: "Yes! I always sing when I'm in a good mood! Pretty soon I'll be reunited with Lucy and the others! *groans* I wonder what they're doing right now?"

Rex: "Probably being mind controlled for this messed up ceremony."

Emily: "They wouldn't be mind controlled like that, I know it!"

Rex: "You don't know anything, Emily. And I can't wait to see the look on your face... When you realize the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows. 'Cause it isn't. Bad things happen... And there's nothing you can do about it.

Rex walks ahead as the raptors and Emily are standing still a bit. Emily speed walks ahead after Rex, not noticing that the raptors are disappearing one by one.

Emily: "*huffs and catches up with Rex* Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows. But I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is... Instead of being like you. You're tough, too stiff to listen and you've been basically alone for who knows how long. Wait, do you even have... uh, a lamppost?"

The camera moves behind Rex, who turns and looks at Emily in confusion.

Rex: "What, no? I mean, I kept a lamp in my room but... Oh."

Rex turned his head and then realized that Emily was looking at a single lamppost that's lit up. The two slowly walked towards it before more lampposts appeared and the night sky suddenly became daylight. Various houses are shown as people exit each one and doing their own business.

Emily: "What is this place...?"

Rex: "Emily, welcome to Heck."

They walk through the streets as a newspaper landed near Emily's leg. She picks it up and reads the headline that says "Matrimonial Ceremony Tomorrow! Everything will change." Emily was about to catch up with Rex before she sees a familiar person mowing the grass.

Emily: "Wait... Superman?"

Superman: "Oh hey Emily!"

Emily: "Superman, omg I am so happy to see you! But uh, what are you doing?"

Superman: "Oh just mowing my lawn. I want everything to be perfect for the wedding ceremony."

Emily: "Wedding ceremony-? *shakes her head* Ok, different question, where's Lucy and our friends?"

Superman: "At the space temple, you goof."

Emily: "Wait, now I have two questions. One, where's the space temple and two, why are you here?"

Superman: "*stops mowing the lawn* What are you talking about? It's great here. I never wanna leave. By the way, 'S' stands for 'Silly' now. I'm Sillyman.

Emily: "Wait, then why didn't you and the others come back for us?"

Green Lantern: "*appears behind Superman* Ah, we're just all having so much fun here and we're all friends."

The two laugh before Superman gives Green Lantern a noggie.

Superman: "I know. What's up, GL? I see you, boy. Hey! Oh, here comes Lex with the smoothies."

Lex Luthor: "*holds a tray with the smoothie* Who wants a mango-berry blast with a reusable straw?"

Emily: "Lex Luthor? Hold on, you're friends with your sworn enemy, the Lex Luthor?"

Aquaman: "*pops out of nowhere* Guys, General Zod just made homemade guac."

Green Lantern: "He's a Zod-send."

They all laughed again as Emily laughed a little bit with confusion and uncertainty.

Aquaman: "I'm glittery!"

Emily backs up a bit as a two person bicycle approach from behind her.

Emily: "Why are you all acting different?"

Wonder Woman: "We all listened to the music, and it really changed our attitude."

Mini-friend Wonder Woman: "You have to listen to the music."

Duplo Wonder Woman: "Listen to the music and let your mind go."

Lex Luthor: "Let's sing her the song."

Superman: "That is a great idea, Lexy."

Green Lantern: "I have an excellent singing voice. *high-pitched voice* I'm a soprano!"

The glass shattered behind them as Emily covers her ears from the noise. Rex sees that Emily was getting surrounded by the crowd and rushed towards her. Everyone starts singing as Emily was getting scared from the people she once knew.

Emily: "Everyone please! I just wanna find Lucy and my friends. I don't wanna listen to a song!"

A chord was heard nearby, making everyone stop before looking up at the sky.

Rex: "Oh no..."

The camera moves up to the sky as a familiar bat-fish spaceship approaches the neighborhood below. Rex pulls out his blaster and aims as his other arm is placed in front of Emily. The mouth opens, releasing red smoke before the commander walks out of there slowly with their guitar.

Heavy Metal Commander: "*distorted voice* Emily Brickowski, by the law and order of the Rock Queen, Queen Barb, I place you under arrest."

Rex: "Oh yeah? And since when did this Queen of yours want with this lady here?"

Heavy Metal Commander: "*distorted voice* This is none of your concern, outlaw. *aims at Emily and Rex* Now surrender her over to us now, or face the wrath of real music."

Green Lantern: "Whoa, there, everyone! *flies over in between* Let's all be chill about it, and we could find a solution over with some nice cups of-"

He was cut off when the commander grabbed Green Lantern forcibly and twisted his arm behind his back. He yelps in pain as everyone gasped in shock before the commander shoved him onto the ground.

Superman: "Hey that was my buddy! Not cool dude!"

Heavy Metal Commander: "*distorted voice* It's how we do things back at our planet."

Lex Luthor: "Well then that means we have to fight with music with music."

Heavy Metal Commander: "*distorted voice* Very well then... Rockers, into your positions!"

They run out of the ship one at a time with their guitar weapons as the crowd got their own instrumental weapons. Emily watches before she makes eye contact with the commander, who glares back at her threateningly.

(A/n: I'll post the other half of Act 2 soon!)