Wrong Person!

(This is in Harleys pov, so the person named me will be Harley, and ??? Will be Mattheo)

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Me: -Nudes pic-

???-Uhhh, who is this? Not that I don't like it or anything😏

Me-I'm so sorry... wrong person...

Me-Delete it please?

?

??-But who are you?

???-I've never slept with a girl that has a body like yours..

Me:Just delete it and leave me alone!

???-Whatever.

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-??? Changed 817-***-*** name to nudes girl-

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(No ones pov)

Slytherin Hoes

Pan🏳️‍🌈-Pansy
Hoe 1👯‍♂️-Astoria
Hoe 2👯‍♂️-Daphne
Dracy👴🏻-Draco
Smoker🦠-Theo
ENZO🦹🏻‍♀️-Enzo
Man whore 🫃🏻-Mattheo
Snake -Tom
Simp😝- Blaise

Man whore🫃🏻-Guys, do any of you know 817-***-***??

Hoe 1👯‍♂️- LMAOKSOSJK

Pan🏳️‍🌈- Shes to good for you babes

Hoe 2👯‍♂️- That's my wife 😡🤬

Man whore🫃🏻-Who is it? Btw, she sent me her nudes by accident

ENZO🦹🏻‍♀️- WHAT?? YOU CAN PULL??

Man whore🫃🏻- Stfu Berkshire.

Dracy👴🏻- Who is it?

Man whore🫃🏻-That's what i'm trying to figure out fuckwad.

Man whore🫃🏻- Is there anyway we can narrow it down?

Hoe 1👯‍♂️- Shes in slytherin, our year. And that's all you're getting. ☺️

Hoe 2👯‍♂️-You've said far to much 😔

Man whore🫃🏻- Great, so it can be

Lily
Honey
Gracie
Harley
Milicent
Traci
Sally
Chloe
Andromeda
Bella
Averi
Narci
Elaina
Celeste
Quinn

Pan🏳️‍🌈- Does bro have a list or smth? 💀

Man whore🫃🏻- Wait, actually

Quinn
Celeste
Narci
Elaina
Harley
Gracie
Andromeda
Averi
Traci

I've slept with all the other ones.

Smoker🦠-That is actually insane

Dracy👴🏻- It's not Averi, I have her number, and it's not that.

ENZO🦹🏻‍♀️- Are they gonna figure out who this mystery girl is? I'm shaking in my boots to find out 🥶🥶

Simp😝- You're not funny Enzo...

ENZO🦹🏻‍♀️- I think i'm quite the commidien.

Dracy👴🏻- That's not even how you spell it cuh...