MCCI Academy: Reblasted

Chatter 2: An Untimely Meating

(WendysMeat's POV)

Wendy dashed down the street, pushing through the brisk autumn wind like a sailor swimming against the current. He hurdled past, over, and under the various passersby, earning more than his fair share of odd looks and shouted obscenities, but he did not care. He was running late for his ninth day at MCCI Academy! His mouth was stuffed with an enormous sausage; the only semblance of breakfast he had time to shove into his face before flying out the door.
The reason he was late was because his house (the yellow house for the Pink Parrots house) was hundreds of kilometers away. (He was the only member of Pink yellow House Parrots house.) Wendys woke up at 4AM two days ago to make sure he made it on time, but he was still late anyways!

He turned a corner and ran into a tree, losing three years of his life. The sausage in his mouth exploded, sending pieces of meat splattering across the pavement. He glared angrily at the tree and kicked it, making his foot hurty wurty. He jumped around like a cartoon character who just stepped on a rake, saying "ow ow ow." Then he fell into a ravine.

After climbing out of the pit, Wendy realized he had finally reached campus. He entered the PvP Building and climbed the stairs to the third floor and jumped out the window into the Parkour Building before taking the elevator down to the Miscellaneous Building. After passing by the Foot Race Building and the Bad Games Building, he finally reached where he thought his class was. Unfortunately, he had actually arrived at the women's washroom.

"Eh, when in Rome," Wendy said, and entered the women's washroom. As he was pissing in the women's urinal, he tried to think really hard about where his class could possibly be. His two brain cells went into overdrive, and he eventually came up with a wonderful idea. He walked out of the washroom, and walked down the hall sticking his head into every door he passed.

After forty-five lockers, three more women's washrooms, two people going yippee woohoo, three unused classrooms, one storage room, three windows, one fire escape, and one active volcano, he finally arrived at his very first class of the day, "The Health Impacts and Benefits of Lootboxes." There were only five minutes left before the end of the lecture, but when exams came, he could just cheat instead.

His mind wandered back to 63 words ago, when he accidentally walked in on jojoslices and Beehavior's secret DLC smut chapter (only $9.99). jojo had pointed a gun at his face and told him that if he told anyone, she would chop off his feet. Now, Wendy wasn't particularly into feet, and he made a point of making sure everyone knew this, but he would rather have his own feet attached than not. There's nothing weird about that. He decided not to snitch.

After Wendy's flashback, he looked around the room for the first time and noticed who was sitting in front of him. It was Yume, the most popular girl in the entire academy. She had perfect grades, perfect hair, and perfect tits, was a member of the basketball team swimming team, and was the captain of the esports team. Most women would give anything to be friends with her, and most men would stop being that just to have a chance.

Wendys grinned at his good fortune, since this was mathematically the closest he had ever been to a woman, including his mother. Sadly, the lecture was over, so he didn't even get to see her face (or other frontal features) before she left. Suddenly, his tummy went rumbly, indicating he was vewy hungy. As Wendy had always said, "one sausage doesn't make you gay." He also said "oh wait you mean like the food? oh well I guess then no it's not a full meal you should probably eat something else too."

He left the classroom, trying to find somewhere to get some grub (that's slang for food). The food court had recently been renovated, so he headed there. Every stall had been replaced by one single button, which dispensed one food per player per day. Excited, Wendy pushed the button, and out came one Common Banana Peel. If he wanted something better, he could trade in three Common food items for one Uncommon one, but it would take two hours. He decided to instead starve to death.

End of chapter 2.