ACT 1 SCENE 1
Music plays and the guests dance, insert Romeo, Mercutio, and Benvolio
Romeo: Oh, one may teach me eyes that shined. My heart my love like a rich jewel in an Ethiopia's ear
Mercutio: Oh, by who does one's eyes become enchanted by?
Benvolio: Oh, Romeo you love sick bastard!
Romeo: (To nearby Guest) What shall tho lady doth richen hands be named?
Guest: Young Juliet? Oh, that shall be the house's daughter, soon to be wedded Count Paris!
Romeo: Oh, thou shall be wedded? Then let my head stand skewered along the star's rays!
Mercutio: Oh, Romeo thou shouldn't spread such sorrow yet! Dance! Dance for the night as young as us!
Romeo: (Joins in on dancing) Oh Benvolio look! She's as striking as a sword shimmering in the sun. The sun's rays shine in envy as nothing could shine as bright as her beauty.
Benvolio: Romeo quiet down! I spot a few damsels with eyes gleaming our way! Tis our chance, luck be with you boy.
Benvolio and Mercutio exit, Juliet enters
ACT 1 SCENE 2
Romeo: (Taking Juliet's hand) How does one do tonight?
Juliet: Why does one question?
Romeo: So you like secrets?
Juliet: I do very fine. And you....?
Romeo: Romeo... and I do better with you
Juliet: Flattering won't help you much
Romeo: Darn, so I shall be played?
Juliet: I has't a fiancé
Romeo: Ohh~...
Juliet: But one kisseth wonneth't killeth
Romeo: So shall mouths do as minds dream?
Juliet: Thy shall
They kiss.
Romeo: Thous lips so saint and soft
Juliet: Oh we mustn't. What if we be caught?
Romeo: We get wed? (Romeo took both Juliet's hands)
Juliet: No! You should leave.... If we must be spotted we both shall see the gods
Romeo: Then let holy lips hold again. So that I shall be pleased
They kiss again.
Romeo: Oh thank the angels and the god I shall bless for this
Juliet: Go! Before thall shall be killed
Romeo exits.
ACT 1 SCENE 3
Tybalt and Lord Montague enter
Tybalt: Oh dear uncle its that dirty Montague!! How dare he come to OUR Ball to-
Lord Capulet: Tybalt! You damn boy! Let him dance! Let him enjoy our housing!
Tybalt: But he's here to sully our ball!! He's nothing but trouble-
Lord Capulet: You damn saucy boy! Let him be! Keep staring one might think you in love (Lord Capulet chuckled)
Tybalt: Uncle! How dare thee?! I shall ever! And a Montague at that!
Lord Capulet: Halcyon down thee lunatic
Tybalt: Fine, Fine! I shall step out for a time
Tybalt exits. He watches Romeo exit after kissing Juliet.
Tybalt: (Mumbling to self) How dare he harass my cousin? Oh that gent's an opp anon
Tybalt and Romeo exit.
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Dear Romeo
FanfictionA retelling of the classic Romeo and Juliet expect now, Romeo is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His adventures and life change drastically as he finds a new plan, a new enemy, a new reason to fight for peace a reason he would literally die for. He finds new rel...
