Not Cliché

8) Failed Date=Failed Boyfriend

Apparently my new boyfriend doesn't know how to set up a date or whatever.

He took me to a bar of all places, the ones where lonely people come to find another lonely person and try to act cool and they wake up hungover, naked, and sharing the same mattress. Or floor. Depends on where they hooked up.

Right now he was chasing after me in his car that I hot wired, cuz I'm just that good. JK I stole his keys.

I hope his crew were as loyal to him as he said they were or he would be stuck in the parking lot outside of a sorry bar, nursing a broken heart with a bottle of Dos Equis. He'd probably wake up naked, with his clothes stolen, I fantasized.

Serves him right, I thought, taking me to a bar? Hmmmph. I am not a cheap hoe who will open her legs wide after two drinks.

Feeling a hint of guilt for leaving him alone, ni modo que he's a gang leader, I dropped his car off at what I assumed was his address seeing as how a sign saying "Dwelling of the leader of the Pits".

Kidding, I just knew that since he was a gang leader he'd be rich and have a good house. So I went to the rich part of town, and when I saw an Italian and Colombian flag hanging on his garage door, I kinda figured it out. I left his keys in his kitchen by breaking in through the sliding door, which wasn't very well secured, might I add.

I then walked back, taking off my wedges and holding them in my hands.

I got home in about an hour, saying that something unexpected interrupted Alesso's and my date.

My dad huffed in annoyance, saying "Hijo de puta, no respect for my family" and my mom gave me a look saying "sorry honey, alomejor you can try again"

I just went to my room talking with Sandra and then going to sleep early. Hopefully it wouldn't be awkward tomorrow.

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I ran outside, my backpack on one of my shoulders, I was holding an apple in my hand and I was racing outside to catch the bus. Ayda usually would pick both Sandra and me up but she was sick so she couldn't pick us up. Sandra was already at the bus stop, having been smart and instead of ignoring the alarm clock like me, she got up. Whereas I slept for 15 minutes more making me rush.

When I got to school I immediately saw Alesso. He was joking around with his friends but when he turned and faces me with his arms crossed and his expression grave, I knew I was in deep mierda.

I walked slowly to him, knowing it was unavoidable.

"Ale, Chico ¿cómo estás?" I asked trying to be casual. He turned and whispered to his gang. I didn't know what to call them, his friends? His squad? His minions? They left not soon after, and the bell rang making everyone but us hurry into the school.

Ale stalked over to me. I shifted nervously not knowing what was about to happen.

He was exactly half a foot away when he snorted and then full out guffawed. "You- you- sh-oulda seen the -look-k-o-on yo-you're face!" He laughed.

I was half expecting him to pull out a gun and shoot me in the head so forgive my standing still like a fish, my mouth half open ready to scream.

When my mind registered he was laughing at me I got angry, naturally.

"Alesso, ¿pero qué te pasa?" I yelled at him and ran to him and jabbed his stomach, which ended up with my fingers stubbed and shaking my pain away even more angrily.

He was still laughing, so I kissed him to shut him up.

I only intended for it to be an innocent one, to shut him the fuck up, but he kept laughing, so me being the smart and dignified person, bit his lip to shut him up. Not a nip, a bite.

He yelped, and stopped laughing, pulling away to touch his now bleeding lip.

"That's what you get pendejo," I said and walked passed him, earning a slap on the ass.

I looked behind me, glaring at him and decided he'd have to try harder to even talk to me. He had to earn it.

I wouldn't let him treat me like another bimbo.

I'd give him the silent treatment. If he didn't notice or try anything, it's wasn't worth it and I'd break up with him.

A/N:

Thank you sooo much people who are reading and commenting! Maybe voting? Love y'all! Even though I don't really know you guys, but u kno who cares right? Hope you liked this ppl! I thought it'd be funny to have Ale suck at something.

Also I'm having like a REAL writers block. Suggestions?

-Dani