Fried Shrimp Attracts Rainwings Apparently

Terrorism Aint Cool, Shrimp

"Three moons this sucks" Shrimp thought. This tiny little cell was barely large enough to hold him. And seafoam menacingly glaring at him certainly wasn't helping.

"Coral can't do this to me! It was a fucking accident and you have no way to prove otherwise!" Shrimp yelled.

"You destroyed half of the summer castle it doesn't matter if it's an accident." Seafoam snapped back, "the new animus is only 3, we can't give them a project this large"

"I'm not losing my job for this! It's the only thing keeping me sane at this point!" Shrimp demanded.

"Wait why is that what you're worried about-" Seafoam sighed, "anyways, mom just said she would've put you to death, if you didn't make the best fried food in the sea kingdom, so she said you're just getting a banishment instead."

"...Oh" Shrimp responded.

"And that's why she sent me here," Seafoam stated, "I'm here to escort you outside the sea kingdom. NO FUNNY BUSINESS"

"Do I get to take some belongings at least?" Shrimp asked.

Seafoam sighed, "fine, you have one hour to meet me at the entrance or else I'll let mom change her mind."

Seafoam unlocked the gates and Shrimp booked it to his room.

Shrimp didn't have a lot of belongings to choose from, and quickly narrowed it down to just 2 he needed. He took his backup can of oil since oil is hard to come by in the mud kingdom from what he had heard. Then he grabbed "A Guide to Tribe Anatomy" by Starflight, he 'enjoyed' viewing the contents of this scroll for no particular reason, other than being a desperate bisexual of course.

"And that should be it!" Shrimp said to himself, "WAIT I FORGOT"

Shrimp forgot the one thing he probably shouldn't have forgotten. He grabbed the portrait of his dad, that was the last thing he had of him anyways.

"Bitch" Shrimp said to himself, before stuffing all of the things he grabbed into a bag and leaving the house.

Shrimp managed to find where seafoam was quickly enough.

"Alright, I'm ready to go" Shrimp said.

Seafoam sighed before flying off towards the mud kingdom.

"Wha- ok I guess we're going!" Shrimp said, before flying off after Seafoam.

The two remained silent throughout the flight, what were they supposed to talk about? Shrimp casually killing multiple people?

Eventually, they made it far enough from the mud kingdom that Seafoam was allowed to leave him.

"I hope you're aware of how much trouble this caused us" Seafoam said, "this is worse than the time it was bombed."

"Ya think?" Shrimp responded.

"Bye" Seafoam said before flying off.

Shrimp was on his own now. Maybe he could camp out in the forest he landed next to? He hoped it wouldn't be too soggy.

"Wait is that..."

There was an entire cabin just sitting there next to the forest! Even better it looked long abandoned!

Shrimp ran over to the run down house and flung he door open, this was a perfect spot to stay!

He set his bag down near the entrance. It was really late so he had to get to sleep anyways.

He walked around for a suitable place to sleep, but a found a place where the floor felt weird.

"Hmm that's weird?" Shrimp thought to himself. He decided to ignore it and played down on the weirdly warm and squishy spot. He then began to doze off, feeling suprisingly comfortable for sleeping on a wood floor.

Before he heard muffled screaming.

Shrimp got up in a panic. That warm spot was an invisible rainwing's face.

"AH! BLEH! WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU SITTING ON MY FACE?!?!?" The rainwing yelled.

"OH SHIT I AM SO SORRY" Shrimp said, "YOU WERE INVISIBLE"

"...oh" the rainwing realized, "uh... this is awkward... do you own this house or something?"

"Uh no?" Shrimp said, "wait so we both chose to sleep in this random house?"

"Uh yeah I guess..." the rainwing responded, "by the way, I'm Alter."

"And I'm Shrimp!" Shrimp responded, "mind if I stay here for the night?"

"Uh sure I guess? I mean it won't be that bad having someone else to accompany me in fixing this place up" Alter responded.

"I'm gonna go honk mimimi now" Shrimp said, before dramatically flipping himself onto the floor.

"Pffft" Alter nearly choked at this, "you're weird"

"Yeah most people say that" Shrimp responded, "I got that autism charism"

"The what?" Alter asked.

"Nothing-" Shrimp responded before flopping over and playing dead.

Shrimp did not fall asleep that easily. He knew this feeling before, his desperate bisexual-ness was getting to him again.

"Oh fuck I have a crush on her don't I FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK" Shrimp thought. He didnt like getting crushes, because every time he did they either avoided him at all costs or, if he was lucky, rejected him and refused to be friends after that.

Alter did seem to be different though, since she didn't seem to be offput by his weirdness... yet. He would have to wait and see, maybe they could just be friends.

Yo bitchez authors note time

Here are the slags themselves

They're so hot

Ok bye