benatar and axel and puff puff and deejay were sitting in their van when a light suddenly emitted from the floor. george harrison emerged from the light, singing his song 'my sweet lord.'
"hare krishna..." george sings.
"holy crumpets!" benatar says.
"what in the british..." puff puff and deejay say.
"nahhh" axel says.
axel pulls a gun out of his pocket and shoots george harrison metal-ly.
"bruv what the actual tea and biscuits was that for?" benatar says, britishly.
"i has hate british people." axel replies.
everyone else shrugs.
a few minutes later a noise comes from outside the door. axel opens it to reveal john lennon.
"dude, why has are the beatles like, stalking us?" axel says, shrugging.
"Imagin." john lennon says, walking forward into the van.
axel falls backwards because hes horrified of british people. he pulls out his gun and shoots john lennon.
"blud!!!" benatar exclaims. "i know you did not just make john lennon die by getting shot for a second time."
"i didnt has even know that he has dieded before from gun!" axel says, smartly.
benatar facepalms.
puff puff and deejay stare in silence.
"whatever, my bruv. you shouldn't have done that." benatar says, taking a sip of tea with a crumpet.
"dude. they was already had died." axel says.
deejay shrugs. "he's right, you know, benatar." he says.
"wot did he even say?" benatar asks, not understanding american language.
puff puff facepalms. "he said they were already dead, you dimwit!" he says.
"whoops." benatar says, silly-ly.
paul mccartney suddenly appears behind puff puff, jumpscaring him by screaming "LIVE AND LET DIE...."
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" puff puff screams.
benatar jumps and exclaims, "bruv where are they all coming from?!"
axel and deejay shrug at each other, i-dont-know-ly.
ringo starr appears behind deejay, making him fall on his fatass.
"dude what the skibidi toilet!" axel says, raising his hands in the air autismly.
ringo and paul start playing octopus's garden cutely.
benatar starts singing along with them Britishly. "I'd like to be under the sea..." they sing.
suddenly axel pulls out his three guns and fucking shoots ringo starr.
"AHHHHH!!!!" benatar screams.
axel turns around and shoots paul mccartney as well.
"BLUD!!" benatar shouts "you actually cannot do that."
"why not?" axel says
"because they're supposed to still be alive!!"
"oh." axel says, dropping his guns on the floor. "i didnt has know they was aliveded!"
"you are truly and utterly stchewpid, bollocks for brains." benatar says, shaking his head britishly.
