bff exam shit that i suffered

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Guys wtf my other bff just made a 140 question exam to see if i am really her "bff" AND THERES FUCKING QUESTIONS LIKE "Am i a virgin or not?" GURL HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW YA SHIT GURL I ONLY KNOW GUITARSPEAR AND SHITS LIKE TF GURLIE WHY ARE THE QUESTIONS LIKE "Did i get kidnapped when i was 6" GURL I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU BACK THEN😨 AND THAT ONE QUESTION "What was the last time i took a shit" ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹


Anyways my bff who sent me that fuckin quiz i wrote a song about you bojayna destroyer ❤❤💞💞🍑🍑🍆🍆💯💯<333

Dear (Name),

Your ass smells like shit i cant even handle ittt, ouhhhhh oh, you look like the shit that iiii i shitted, your bullshit stink you look like a gorilla bitch no wonder why, why your parents left you!

Your hairline is ascending like your grandma descending up in the air dying from your fart you can even rap like eminem yo mama left you cuz your shit your dada left you for milk no wonder why they divorced and left you in the a d o p t i o n adoption~~

(Btw this part sounds like the "am janice, am holly" meme but donnesses cat part<3)
Your gonna end up like the kid named ashley from roblox that i bullied when i was 8 and then alastor will perform cannibalism on you ripping of your limbs just like Lutie pookies arm, No offense to Lutie cutie pooks shes hot asf, anyways,

I hope you diee die die die i hope you dieee hang yourself and say goodbyeee goodbye and no one will miss you so just say goodbyee~

Anyways am too lazy to write the other lyrics so this is my message to you other bff 975# :

I will fucking kill you just like what niffty did to Adam pooks and tear off your limbs just like how Lutes Other arm fell off and i will break your neck ripping off your head just like Jane does and hopefully you will go to hell, Understood if you sent that again i will fucking end you, you heared me bff 975#. Now go bitch around your other friends about this i dont fucking care about your shit okay brat?



ANYWAYS GUYSS HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SONGG MWUAHHHH MWUAHH❤💞 DONT END UP JUST LIKE BFF 975 OKAY? ANYWAYS I WILL WRITE A CHAPTER ABOUT ME💞❤



Bff 975 if your still reading this burn in hell and your shits? i dont care anyways dont send those again got it bitch? you can end up just like Micheal Afton or C.C/Evan/Christopher Afton. Deal? Okay Deal


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